o.1.7 -- blamin' China for this one

[xchocolate_gunx]

Aw fuck.

This is the second, and hopefully the last time I'm ever regretting eating chocolate. Five cases of that shit and I was stuck in the bathroom all fucking afternoon. Turns out I didn't have to force it after all, I just started pukin' the moment I got up this afternoon.

Heh, ain't that lovely. Just got back to my room a few minutes ago.

Comments

[terror_of_lol]

Try not to die.

[xchocolate_gunx]

Am trying. Am failing.

[terror_of_lol]

...Need anything? Aside from less chocolate, anyway.

[xchocolate_gunx]

I need better chocolate, not less.

I'll be fine. Just took three aspirin, I'm good.

[terror_of_lol]

I think less would be for the best right now, though...

But if you're sure, then that's cool. Feel better.

[xchocolate_gunx]

...I would attempt it anyway.

Maybe later... had to move into the fucking bathroom...

Matt can just go piss at Misa's, I don't fucking care.

[terror_of_lol]

Poor baby. You have it so rough, don't you? I'm amazed that somebody can actually still stomach the idea of seeing chocolate again after making themselves sick on it.

Somebody's bitter.

[xchocolate_gunx]

. . .

Next time you eat chocolate with poison in it, you can speak. Hershey's is still safe (THANKFULLY, IT'S AMERICAN.)

oh, fuck you!

[terror_of_lol]

That's what I'm saying. That'd probably scare me away from chocolate forever if it happened to me.

Chill out!

[xchocolate_gunx]

Well, poisoned chocolate is different than regular chocolate. I guess it scared me off of Sherwood's. And China.

Leave me the fuck alone, then.

[terror_of_lol]

... Brave. Or stubborn.

Whatever.

[xchocolate_gunx]

Well, chocolate's fucking amazing.

I'm not arguing with you.

[terror_of_lol]

It's okay, I guess.

Good.

[xchocolate_gunx]

...you're weird.

Freak.

[terror_of_lol]

YOU'RE the weird one.

Creep.

[xchocolate_gunx]

Says the freak.

Aim for: Asshole.