o.1.4. -- fuck the grocery store, I'm fine with 7/11
God, I'm so fucking done with this shit.
Probably doesn't help that I'm suffering from malnutrition, knowing what's not in the fridge. This is why I hate not living in a dorm, you don't have pre-cooked foods. You lucky bitches, just dragging your asses across to the dining hall while I waste away just dragging myself to a classI fucking HATE ( Read more... )
Probably doesn't help that I'm suffering from malnutrition, knowing what's not in the fridge. This is why I hate not living in a dorm, you don't have pre-cooked foods. You lucky bitches, just dragging your asses across to the dining hall while I waste away just dragging myself to a classI fucking HATE ( Read more... )
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Even if it is kinda funny.
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And since I'm pretty certain I'm not getting a hug, does a chocolate bar count as 'something pleasant and relaxing'?
But seriously. Have you been to SaveMart? Have you SEEN the people there?
[[ooc: I'm not basing SaveMart off the grocery store I work at, nope nope, not one bit.]]
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Mm, I don't see why not. Chocolate is pretty wonderful... what kind do you like best? I like the gourmet bars, with apricot and chilli. I could eat them forever, I think. I'd at least try to.
Yeah, I've been to SaveMart a few times. It's just tons of fun. Kind of like running into a wall over and over again.
[ooc; Rofl. Oh my. I see you there, with your lies. *just holds forever* 8) Kill that nasty workplace, bb'.]
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Sometimes those gourmet bars are too much and not worth it. I normally settle my tastes on... ... damn it, I can't just choose one. I eat too many... daily.
The wall smacking the face is my best part of a trip to SaveMart.
[[ooc: XD I DIDN'T DO IT. *clings forever* Yuuush, with sawed off shotguns, thats so hawt.]]
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That's usually true, I guess. I accidentally found the chilli and apricot, and thought it might be interesting. Oh, oh and the strawberry swirl one with bits of waffle in it. That was. Amazing. Why do you eat so much chocolate, anyway?
I'd give you chocolate just to watch you run into a wall at SaveMart.
[ooc; Of course you didn't. ♥ Tch. 8D That is hot. I might have to come and watch these sexytimes...]
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Oh... that one is to DIE for. You've got clever tastes, I respect that.
Why.... eh... I grew up on it, I dunno. Normally it's chocolate over food, might be why I never get fat.
Trust me, I'd probably push a little kid into a wall at SaveMart than run into the wall myself. I'd take her candy too. And watch her cry, but that's kind of excessive.
[[ooc: I'm glad you understand!! <3 <3 <3 Mmmm, bullets and sex, I think we've got all the makings of a good hentai.]]
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Isn't it, though? Hm. Your tastes must be pretty good too, if you agree with me on the matter. Even if you're clearly insane. ♥
What about chocolatey foods? Like. Chocolate fudge cake. Or is it just not the same.
That's not very nice at all... Makes me kind of glad I don't know you personally.
[ooc; I'm a very understanding person, rofl. And you know, I think we do. We just need some gooey lesbians and possibly a tentacle or two. \o/]
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Insanity is a relative term.
Eh... chocolate cake's fine, brownies are only good if they're moist, but chocolate bars, I could live off.
Yeah, you should be glad. I'd probably push you into the wall if I met you at SaveMart.
[[ooc: you ARE, I can tell completely! *snork* Oh, and whips, and maybe a hacked up plot and this is probably the best hentai ever.]]
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Fff. Whatever.~
Moist. That word gives me the creeps... but. You're right. It's the only way for brownies to be. And. You're probably going to have a heart attack really young.
Not if I push you first?
[ooc; I'm so glad! Lmf- Definitely whips, and definitely a hacked up plot. I mean like, take a meat cleaver to that bitch and just cut on it until it's barely a plot, and mostly just rape and. Custard. Idk. 8)]
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Moist? Why does the word 'moist' give you the creeps? Heart attack from chocolate? [ooc: gsdjgb omg CLEVER] ....weird. Maybe, maybe not.
You probably couldn't. I bet you're scranwy and short too. Like that Selphie chick.
[[ooc: Great! OMG. Custard, why didn't I think of that? We need a video camera for this. Let's kidnap C.C. and I think this will be a hit.]]
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I don't know. It's just... a creepy word. In my opinion. It's not weird-- one day your heart will be like. Too much sugar. Too much fat. And it will give up on you completely.
I can't help the way I'm built. Besides, you yourself said you're all skinny, so you'd only have the height advantage.
[ooc; Lmao! I guess I'm just full of good ideas this morning. \o/ Video cameras and C.C. This will be awesome. I'll set up the YouTube account, rofl. ♥]
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You're strange. And it is weird; I've yet to hear of a heart giving up because of too much blood sugar. And chocolate doesn't contain that much fat. Plus, giving in is not a heart attack, it's heart failure, duh.
...point taken. Guess I need more chocolate.
[[ooc: you ARE! I'll get the chains for the bed, okay? We might have to move to Veoh, Youtube hates us.]]
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I am not strange. You're strange. And whatever, either way, your heart will be dead. Attack, failure, in the end it hardly matters.
Well obviously not if you're still super thin. Try. I don't know. Potato chips. They go nice with chocolate spread if you dip them in...
[ooc; Youtube can't handle us, is all. It's not READY for us. You get the chains, I'll warm the custard. 8)]
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I'm not strange. I'm different. And it won't be dead because I'm not going to have a heart attack. Or heart failure, or heart death. No time soon, at least.
Don't have any chips. We have saltines, and chocolate syrup... I think there might be rice but I'm lazy. Plus, chocolate's only good with rice in riceballs or rice crispie treats, and I'm lacking stuff.
Damn it, I need to hire someone to buy my groceries.
[[ooc: Youtube needs to be spanked into submission, then. Mmmm, heated custard. Let me find Light an L, I can get chains quickly. How soon until that custard's ready?]]
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