Memoirs of a Yellow Man
The First week:
Dear Diary,
Singapore is hot. Very hot. like volcano sex hot.
Humid is unbearable. House im staying at is very nice.
3 story mansion with a personal bathroom to every room pretty much.
Did i mention its hot. Killer AC though <3.
Today is singapore's shopping day. no sales tax this one day of the year.
On top of the already cheap stuff here!
Going shopping now.
With love,
Cutie Patootie Brian Ko.
PS now's a good time to flatter me in hopes of getting nice stuff.
DAY 2.
Woke up. did nothing. SHOPPING DAY TODAY.
7 hours of walking around. Man i must say, DAMN ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL GIRLSSS.
yeah. attractive girls everywhere. and ugly ones too but brian doesnt look at them ew. JUST KIDDING.
bought nothing. nothing is worth buying where we went. or everything was too expensive. Must have spent 4 hours in the likes of coach, burberry, LV, and weird rich stores. ew rich people.
anyways, ate hella food. hella food. Ate bbq stingray. who does that?!
Dude my aunt offered to buy me bapes.
WOW. GG.
day3-4:
day 3 was a total flop. Woke up and went to mantosa or mentasa or whatever. it was my birthday. we ate a nice ass hotel buffet. almost puked cuz i ate too much. then we walked around the beach, and it was the boringest shit ever. we did get to luge though which is like sledding with wheels. down a giant slope. Im fuckin fast and furious. hug me. then we got home and ate some delish indian take out. and i must say. it was delish.
day 4. went to the American club. i have no idea why. but there was a girl, and she was majorly beautiful. i wanted to marry her. but she left far earlier than we did. i ordered the most disgusting thign ever. great. sat in the library for like
forever. wow wtf 1000 characater limit? im doing better than you on this than your apush paper you had to write. im hot shit dude sweet. anyways afterwards we went bowling and i sucked it up as usual. 82. 100. jesus christ i bowl like a 5th grader. with polio. and herpes apaprently. then we went to all these pretty places and ate at this fatty seafood restaurant. it was nice. like VERY NICe. we saw all these pretty places but i just wanted to go home and sleep. end of story.
TOTALLY FORGOT: i went clubbing for the first time. and it was terrible. no one attractive was there. i left like 10 mins later. the music sucked. it was like Little India in there. then i went to the thing next door. get this they have a HOOTERS in singapore. and its not even a HooTERS. its a HOOTERS. my fave ♥
Day 5:
Went to American club. again. went on the MRT this time, thats monorail transportation. hella crowded. witnessed the cutest father to son moment ever. wanted to cry like a little girl. but i didnt. NICE.
Nice buffet at american club. like Nice dude. super hot girl wasn't there today though. that pretty much broke my heart.
Played some basketball afterwards. i pretty much melted in the heat. terrible.
went shopping at their mall. and its like their ACTUAL mall, not a buncha danky stores. stuff is HELAL expnesive here. except this one shop where i bought a track jacket from. it was like $14. and its actually kinda nice. but i kinda regret it cuz i dont wear track jackets. no you can't have it so don't bother asking. note to self, talk to kegan about road trip. anyways then i went to SAUDI ARABIA v UAE and N. KOREA v Singapore soccer games.
WOW THEY SUCK AT SOCCER. They should come and recruit me. in 2 years i can be in their starting lineup. jesus they're terrible xD. like terrible. like i don't believe thats their real national team. terrible. it was fun watching though. pitiful crowd turnout. like 450 people, for 2 national games. and soccer is BIG in singapore. like bigger than my di-...anyways. we got a taxi home and this anal indian guy drove us. he drove fuckiin fast. and he was crazy weaving. all in all it was pretty good.
got some food at the ghetto market. yumyum.
day 6:
Most boring day ever. Went to Malaysia. hella ghetto. its like singapore, except trashy. and not nice. gg malaysia. took a 4 hour tour. bought this hella cool thing for someone. its hella cool, i kinda wanna keep it. but he needs it more so ok. got back and went to a sushi restaruant. and jesus christ the waitress looked like your sister. like perfect replica of your sister. in like a japanese thing. i was half expecting her to yell GO UCLA while pouring my tea. creepy.
\anyways we went to a buddhist temple and that blew. then we went to little india. I'mma be upfront, i hate that place. its just 10 blocks of curry, jewlery, and curry. god i hate little india. i like curry though.
went home and played basketball. the end. utterly borin day.
im watching the office now. its kinda funny the 2nd time around.
At least tomorrow should be better.we're buying fake shoes
Dear Diary,
Singapore is hot. Very hot. like volcano sex hot.
Humid is unbearable. House im staying at is very nice.
3 story mansion with a personal bathroom to every room pretty much.
Did i mention its hot. Killer AC though <3.
Today is singapore's shopping day. no sales tax this one day of the year.
On top of the already cheap stuff here!
Going shopping now.
With love,
Cutie Patootie Brian Ko.
PS now's a good time to flatter me in hopes of getting nice stuff.
DAY 2.
Woke up. did nothing. SHOPPING DAY TODAY.
7 hours of walking around. Man i must say, DAMN ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL GIRLSSS.
yeah. attractive girls everywhere. and ugly ones too but brian doesnt look at them ew. JUST KIDDING.
bought nothing. nothing is worth buying where we went. or everything was too expensive. Must have spent 4 hours in the likes of coach, burberry, LV, and weird rich stores. ew rich people.
anyways, ate hella food. hella food. Ate bbq stingray. who does that?!
Dude my aunt offered to buy me bapes.
WOW. GG.
day3-4:
day 3 was a total flop. Woke up and went to mantosa or mentasa or whatever. it was my birthday. we ate a nice ass hotel buffet. almost puked cuz i ate too much. then we walked around the beach, and it was the boringest shit ever. we did get to luge though which is like sledding with wheels. down a giant slope. Im fuckin fast and furious. hug me. then we got home and ate some delish indian take out. and i must say. it was delish.
day 4. went to the American club. i have no idea why. but there was a girl, and she was majorly beautiful. i wanted to marry her. but she left far earlier than we did. i ordered the most disgusting thign ever. great. sat in the library for like
forever. wow wtf 1000 characater limit? im doing better than you on this than your apush paper you had to write. im hot shit dude sweet. anyways afterwards we went bowling and i sucked it up as usual. 82. 100. jesus christ i bowl like a 5th grader. with polio. and herpes apaprently. then we went to all these pretty places and ate at this fatty seafood restaurant. it was nice. like VERY NICe. we saw all these pretty places but i just wanted to go home and sleep. end of story.
TOTALLY FORGOT: i went clubbing for the first time. and it was terrible. no one attractive was there. i left like 10 mins later. the music sucked. it was like Little India in there. then i went to the thing next door. get this they have a HOOTERS in singapore. and its not even a HooTERS. its a HOOTERS. my fave ♥
Day 5:
Went to American club. again. went on the MRT this time, thats monorail transportation. hella crowded. witnessed the cutest father to son moment ever. wanted to cry like a little girl. but i didnt. NICE.
Nice buffet at american club. like Nice dude. super hot girl wasn't there today though. that pretty much broke my heart.
Played some basketball afterwards. i pretty much melted in the heat. terrible.
went shopping at their mall. and its like their ACTUAL mall, not a buncha danky stores. stuff is HELAL expnesive here. except this one shop where i bought a track jacket from. it was like $14. and its actually kinda nice. but i kinda regret it cuz i dont wear track jackets. no you can't have it so don't bother asking. note to self, talk to kegan about road trip. anyways then i went to SAUDI ARABIA v UAE and N. KOREA v Singapore soccer games.
WOW THEY SUCK AT SOCCER. They should come and recruit me. in 2 years i can be in their starting lineup. jesus they're terrible xD. like terrible. like i don't believe thats their real national team. terrible. it was fun watching though. pitiful crowd turnout. like 450 people, for 2 national games. and soccer is BIG in singapore. like bigger than my di-...anyways. we got a taxi home and this anal indian guy drove us. he drove fuckiin fast. and he was crazy weaving. all in all it was pretty good.
got some food at the ghetto market. yumyum.
day 6:
Most boring day ever. Went to Malaysia. hella ghetto. its like singapore, except trashy. and not nice. gg malaysia. took a 4 hour tour. bought this hella cool thing for someone. its hella cool, i kinda wanna keep it. but he needs it more so ok. got back and went to a sushi restaruant. and jesus christ the waitress looked like your sister. like perfect replica of your sister. in like a japanese thing. i was half expecting her to yell GO UCLA while pouring my tea. creepy.
\anyways we went to a buddhist temple and that blew. then we went to little india. I'mma be upfront, i hate that place. its just 10 blocks of curry, jewlery, and curry. god i hate little india. i like curry though.
went home and played basketball. the end. utterly borin day.
im watching the office now. its kinda funny the 2nd time around.
At least tomorrow should be better.we're buying fake shoes