positivity is for goons

[xcherrylipsx]

well, the time has come.
i am dying.
i resisted the urge to drown myself in the bathtub, you'll all be pleased to know.
because a gypsy has placed a curse on me, my life of complete loserdom is ending.
the curse has taken the form of a terrific headache followed promptly by aches, pains, fever, and congestion. my nose is dripping. i think it's brain fluid.
i know i am sick because drugs and alcohol hold no appeal to me now.
it's like the rapture, but specifically for me.

i would be sad but, you know, there wasn't much for me to stick around for.
oh, i count my blessings. i could have no teeth and a warrant out for my arrest and even less than i have now.
but as a whole, life has not been worth the while.
this is probably due to the fact that i am a massive fuck-up.
which results in: not getting anything done, having no friends, being repugnant to the opposite sex, having little to no future, having very few belongings, and absolutely no one to talk to.
oh, its laughable. but i'm almost tired of laughing by myself.

so there it is.
if i wake up in the morning, we will be sure that god has a wicked sense of humor.