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You know you have been at Reserve too long when...
-you think Mark Dyroff has your shoes
-you call the window the freezer
-you get excited that breakfast lunch and dinner are three separate meals
-you need to ask permission to get in a car
-you know north and south korea are two separate nations
-your primary means of black market trade are ramen noodles and air duster.
-you call the refrigerator the community chest
-you make names like k-fuck for buildings like knight fine arts center.
-your considered gay for going into the girls common room
-you get off to sleeping in to 9:30
-you confuse the shower with gay porn
-counter-strike becomes your homework
-your favorite food is peanut butter and jelly
-you don't realize that dean's club means detention in the real world
-coffee becomes a drug
-you've been to reserve when you know that 11 means no more interne
-weed is cheaper to buy then your history book
-you realize that you're up at 3 am and nothing is done
-you chill with Party Hal on the cross country hill on saturday night
-when teenagers start getting expelled for having sex
-when you have to sign a contract about academic dishonesty before starting a take home test
-thuggery becomes a word
-dress down days include kakis and dress shoes
-everyone is supposed to have your back for turning in your friends or boyfriends for cheating on a test
-you call your dorm room "home"
-you have to write your name on your food so it doesnt get stolen
-you can leave a 100 dollar bill, a cell phone, and a muffin unattended... and come back to a 100 dollar bill and a cell phone
-30 degrees is warm enough to wear a skirt
-you get a detention for not cleaning your room
-you call Ms. Reis to talk to Mr. Bonomo
-your screen name consists of various different languages
-you have to dodge snowballs while walking to class
-theres such a thing as "the year of the languages"
-you automaticly stand up after someone gives a speech
-your band is named Richard Flemming
-you call your teachers by their first name on a regular basis
-everyone thinks SICU is a word and laughs about it
-you think shooting guns is a sport
-your only chore is remembering to go to SPAR
-you think sam brouse really invented the internet
-your wall becomes your bulletin board
-you get excited by Mr. Buntings war stories
-kicking around your shoes is afternoon fun
-dressing up like a pirate is fun and very common
-lunch is salad dressing and bread
-weed is easier to find then your homework
-you feel intimidated by Koreans
-you consider Korean ramen a delicacy
-you actually know who Richard flemming is
-every shirt you own buttons up
-WRA or RESERVE is printed on every article of clothing you own
-you stay up all night making this list