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Draco Malfoy is a slimy git. And that's really all there is to be said at this point.

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[angstproblem]

Ron, how long have we known this? Six years? Aren't we just being redundant at this point?

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I was just making sure I got the point across. Plus I was testing out my Dr. P's... thing... and I thought it'd be a good first entry.

[angstproblem]

Nothing like kicking it off with a big MALFOY SUCKS, eh?

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Rather be kicking him, honestly.

[angstproblem]

Nothing stopping you. Hermione's not looking.

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If I only had Neville to take on Crabbe and Goyle for me, I bet I could black both his eyes this time, you know.

[angstproblem]

Neville? Take on the Moron Twins? Single-handedly? Snape will wash his hair and dance the hula before that happens.

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We must have missed it then, which is a shame, because I'd like to have gotten a picture of that. Don't you remember during our first year during that quidditch match? I gave Malfoy a black eye and Neville tried to take on Crabbe and Goyle and ended up unconscious in the hospital wing? Of course you were playing quidditch, but still...

[angstproblem]

Key word 'tried,' mate. As in did not succeed. As in was out cold for a day and a half afterwards. As in totally does not count.

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You are so depressing sometimes, mate.

[omfgsusan]

If anyone's got a right to be depressing, it's Harry.

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Well I've got a right to hex Malfoy until his eyes are sticking out of his back side, but that doesn't mean I'm going to, does it?

[affluent_snob]

Sort of like that time you tried to hex me and ended up vomiting slugs for two days?

Brilliant work, by the way. I commend you.

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Shut up, Malfoy, my wand was broken. If it'd been working properly...

[affluent_snob]

If your wand was working you'd probably still be vomiting slugs.

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Would you like to test your theory out sometime, Malfoy?!