Venting, don't mind me
I'm going to wait until the next announcement about a (heterosexual) celebrity relationship or wedding, find the most public celebrity news forum, and make this comment:
"Why do celebrities like (name of celeb) feel the need to shove their private lives in our faces? Why do they have to make such a big deal about it? I mean, I have no problem with people (dating/getting married), but why do you have to flaunt their lifestyles in my face? Shut up and just (sing/act/jump your motorcycle through 30ft high flaming hoops/whatever the hell else the celebrity is famous for). I don't care what you do in the bedroom."
I just want to see if some of the hetero bastards that populate the internet complain or get defensive. They'd probably just be confused, not even able to wrap their little heads around why I'm making such a big deal about the story.
Okay, done. Sorry.
"Why do celebrities like (name of celeb) feel the need to shove their private lives in our faces? Why do they have to make such a big deal about it? I mean, I have no problem with people (dating/getting married), but why do you have to flaunt their lifestyles in my face? Shut up and just (sing/act/jump your motorcycle through 30ft high flaming hoops/whatever the hell else the celebrity is famous for). I don't care what you do in the bedroom."
I just want to see if some of the hetero bastards that populate the internet complain or get defensive. They'd probably just be confused, not even able to wrap their little heads around why I'm making such a big deal about the story.
Okay, done. Sorry.