Hillary Clinton: Obama's Latest 'Sweetie'?

Jun 06, 2008 09:13

Maybe she's just trying to be sweet. Or maybe she's just not as smart as I've been giving her credit for. I thought her much mocked acceptance speech for South Dakota was great. Nothing better I thought from the woman who claimed she 'never gave up and never gave in' to hold her silence and keep 'em honest! FUCKING BRILLIANT.

Everyone was going on and on about how she didn't concede. But we all know the necessity of a 'concession speech' only implied their hatred of the notion that she 'wasn't sure and wasn't buying into the pressure'. It's funny how now that OBAMA isn't buying in to pressure, he's lauded.

(Then again nearly every photo I've seen of him, insinuates he's the next messiah. Yeah, it's really no wonder then...)

So anyway, just as she's asking people to counsel her with ideas, he assumes she's hatching plots and quickly assembles a meeting 'when it makes SENSE for her.' Hillary, of course, falling right into his hands of mischief, assumes this to be her VP offer- perhaps completely unaware that OBVIOUSLY his whole mission to meet face-to-face, was simply to look her in the eye and pre-determine her exact motives. (The main difference in the two candidates has long been easy to spot: Hillary wears her heart on her sleeve, Obama- like the scheming-est poker player ever, hides his true motives well --see: the NAFTA scandal-- Indeed, he's much more polished in regards to who can be the slimiest).

For all the people who say they've ever seen the evil in Hillary's eye- I say this is integral to having some cue on what the fuck our president is actually up to! I personally opt for this, than someone who smiles in your face and stabs you in the back. Yes, if you stab me, look me in the fucking eye so I can at least mutter 'Et tu Obama?!'

So anyhow-- she goes, he weasels the truth out of her 'YES' okay it's apparent she'd accept the spot. Then he says to her in a hushed tone, 'Okay sweetie, all I need you to do then is declare your resignation on Saturday and make an announcement, so i know for sure you're with me on this.' DerTaDer, O.K.! So of course what does he do after she announces her undying support? He changes the presumptive VP talks to 'unity' talks, and throws out the best known woman name in politics... Caroline Kennedy.

Way to keep him honest, Hill! :P

Now, bashing herself in the head for ever trusting him, HELLLOOOOOO, she admits he 'probably won't offer her the spot'. Meanwhile, he goes about his business leaking tests to CNN so that Cafferty can put up the latest poll: 'How do you feel about an Obama/Kennedy ticket? Yes? What about and Obama/Winfrey? ticket?!! No. Okay well what about an Obama/Jolie-Pitt! ticket... and on down the line until he gets the numbers he's looking for.

Look, at the end of the day- we're a sellout culture. He knows it. And he has every intention of taking advantage. 'Whatever you wanna hear I'll do it!' our latest 'American Idol' says, smiling coyly.

'Oh I should wear a flag pin?' *checks with one of the grassroot volunteers cult members looking for a new brand of religion* 'Yeah I can do that too!' *crestwhitestrips grin*
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