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Today at work Russ and I were discussing people and we both decided we don't like them very much. There are of course exceptions to the rule such as obvious loved ones but for the most part I don't like people. That's really all I have to say.
Oh yeah and my advice on how to handle children: A discussion about father's day shitty gifts broke out today when everyone notice John (the tool one's) shorts and John asked what you could say and do instead of that's great and wear the stupid things. The response was something like this:
Russ: This fucking sucks you idiot!
Bryan: No, it's This fucking sucks you dumbass! The kids in the fucking sweatshops are making way better fucking ties!
All: Silence (moment of shock)
Uproar of laughter
The end.
ps it was much funnier when i was yelling it after 9 hours of work in the only butcher shop where the inmates run the prison
Oh yeah and my advice on how to handle children: A discussion about father's day shitty gifts broke out today when everyone notice John (the tool one's) shorts and John asked what you could say and do instead of that's great and wear the stupid things. The response was something like this:
Russ: This fucking sucks you idiot!
Bryan: No, it's This fucking sucks you dumbass! The kids in the fucking sweatshops are making way better fucking ties!
All: Silence (moment of shock)
Uproar of laughter
The end.
ps it was much funnier when i was yelling it after 9 hours of work in the only butcher shop where the inmates run the prison