Jun 27, 2005 17:51
today is the most aggravating day ever.
this morning i had work at 9:30. it was my 5th day. i opened today by myself for the first time. so no real manager was in, just me. fine. the mall opens at 10:00. everything is still fine. then at about 11:00 a woman comes in. im thinking its just a regular customer so i "hello, how are you today" her. no. of course not a normal customer. its a woman from the board of health here to do a suprise inspection. so she starts inspecting.
a man comes in about 30 minutes later. the inspector is still inspecting away. like crawling around and using a flashlight to look around and really getting into it. this man comes to the counter and says he bought a box of chocolates from our store yesterday, he and all his friends ate the chocolate and now they are all sick. they are here on vacation and he doesnt have the receipt because his friends already left because they didnt want to be paying for a hotel for another day because they are so sick and he doesnt have the chocolate because his lawyer recommended that he send them someplace to be tested or some shit. so this man realizes the woman who is snooping around is with the board of health and starts talking to her. and im all "you have got to be kidding me." i call the manager at copley to ask him what the hell i should do and he asks "is it a really gay guy with frosted hair and big diamond earrings?" yes. well is just so happens that he went into the copley store and tried the SAME EXACT THING there yesterday. WHAT THE CRAP IT IS MY FIRST DAY BY MYSELF!!!
and of course we have like six code violations and the inspector woman has to spend like, 40 minutes exaplaining them all to me and telling me how to fix them. and then an additional ten minutes telling me about how she doesnt particularly like godiva chocolate and she thinks lindt is way better.
so then i come home from work. and i have a message from someone from the dcr. apparently the pools opened on saturday but the dcr never thought to actually notify me of where i was working or when i started work or anything like that. so now my days off for the rest of the friggen summer are sunday and monday because those are the days i already missed. but oh theres more. IM SCHEDULED FOR A FULL 30 HOUR WEEK AT GODIVA THIS WEEK AND NEXT WEEK!! way to give me negative two days notice about my new job, guys.
AND THEN!!
my mom asked me if i could take my clothes out of the dryer and fold them so she could do a load of laundry. keep in mind, i put these clothes in the dryer on wednesday after my mom "did me a favor" on tuesday by washing my clothes without telling me so they were sitting in the washing machine soaking wet for 24 hours. so i put them back on to dry for 10 minutes so they wont be all wrinkly when i go to fold them. about fifteen minutes later my mother informs me that she went to take them out of the dryer and they were still SOAKING wet. apparently someone had shut the dryer off on wednesday while my clothes were in it. and didnt think to tell me or you know, TURN IT BACK ON. so now all of my clothes are still wet and smelly and covered in mold. I HATE MOLD! END!!!