15 ways to annoy people in wal-mart
15 ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Leave a trail of tomato juice leading to the rest-room.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in official tone "Code 3" in housewares......and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the Camping Dept. and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the Bedding Dept.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the Hunting Dept., ask the clerk if he/she knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the Auto Dept., practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, and say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!!!
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while. Ten yell very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Leave a trail of tomato juice leading to the rest-room.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in official tone "Code 3" in housewares......and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the Camping Dept. and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the Bedding Dept.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the Hunting Dept., ask the clerk if he/she knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the Auto Dept., practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, and say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!!!
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while. Ten yell very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"