Sep 29, 2006 18:49
So I'm in Miami again. When I arrived I said I was going to sleep for the entire vacation. A few days later my aunt said 'When you said you were going to sleep the entire time, we didn't really believe you!" I bought enough magazines to kill a moose. How will I kill a moose with my magazines? Why by throwing them at the moose, silly. Of course I would never actualy kill a moose, but knowing I have enough magazines in case of a moose emergency makes me feel secure. Moose alwyas make me think of Invader Zim.
I'm excited for a bunch of things, but nothing is as exciting as a moose attack thwarted by an unusually large Vogue.