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It's fun getting woken up at two am to a drunken voicemail from some random guy telling you how beautiful of a girl you were at karaoke and how he doesn't understand why you aren't home yet. And he wants you to call him back.... And he says it over and over again.
My names not stephanie.
And I know my digits sound like a fake number
But it isn't
And you were too drunk to realize my voicemail says "hey this is CAITLIN"
Good job drunken man
You sounded ugly anyways
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