~~Firewalled against Spike~~
Okay, I think
the boyfriend has gone totally off his rocker. He's decided that I'm going to put my eye out eating PINEAPPLE!! I mean, COME ON! It's the fruit of love! It's so peaceful! How could I possibly hurt myself on it? Oh, and he also cleaned out my kitchen of all sharp impliments, "to keep me safe". Cha. Whatever.
I made a deal with
Andrew to get my stuff back, and threw Spike out last night. He's making me NUTS! I'm not sure where he's sleeping, but it's not with me. It BETTER be on someone's couch, cause if he's in someone else's bed? I'll stake him myself. It was bad enough he took my pineapple! So, I'm going to take Andrew to see Spiderman 2 and then on a few patrols with me. I guess he's not that bad, but he's kinda stalkery lately. Wonder if that'll pass. Hmmm.
Anyway, yeah. Haven't heard from
Dawn today, but I'm taking that as a good thing. If I start freaking out, I'll want to go to L.A. and I promised
Angel that I'd keep Spike out of there. So, she's fine. Safe. In good hands. Oh god,
Lindsey has an
evil hand. No, she's fine. Really. Someone would call me if something horrible had happened.
You know, when I went through my weapons chest earlier, I think I came out a stake short. This isn't a good thing, I fear.
~~end firewall~~