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alright well these are fun i guess i want at least 20 responses, if my comments are not at 20 then fucking respond god damnit. ill make out with you if you do.

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[onestarhotel]

1. Who are you? Erich
2. Are we friends? No
3. When and how did we meet? Who cares
4. How have I affected you? with your dick
5. What do you think of me? nasty thoughts
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? sex
7. How long do you think we will be friends? friendship? i thought it was a fuck buddy, your too personal.
8. Do you love me? love to fuck you.
9. Do you have a crush on me? crush your asshole.
10. Would you kiss me? on the penis tip.
11. Would you hug me? only during doggy-style
12. Physically, what stands out? your dick and asshole.
13. Emotionally, what stands out? still your dick.
14. Do you wish I was cooler? no, then you would be too cold to have sex with.
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? hot enough to fuck.
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. hot sex.
17. Am I loveable? sexable.
18. How long have you known me? long enough to fuck you.
19. Describe me in one word. fuck.
20. What was your first impression? sex.
21. Do you still think that way about me now? yes.
22. What do you think my weakness is? the reach-around.
23. Do you think I'll get married? i hope to my dick.
24. What makes me happy? sex.
25. What makes me sad? no sex.
26. What reminds you of me? sex.
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? a sexual position.
28. How well do you know me? i know your butthole very well.
29. When's the last time you saw me? in bed.
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? you have a massive erection.
31. Do you think I could kill someone? with that shaft.
32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same? weaker, we should get our assholes surgically tightened.
33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? as long as it's during a good round of porno making.

Would Yous???

(*) go out with me?
(*) give me your number?
(*) let me kiss you?
(*) have sex with me?
(*) play an SM scene with me?
(*) watch a movie with me... even a really sappy one?
(*) let me take you out to dinner?
(*) drive me somewhere/anywhere?
(*) take a shower with me?
(*) be my gf/bf?
(*) have a fling with me?
(*) listen to me if I called you, crying, even if you were out with all of your friends?
(*) buy me a drink if I didn't have money?
(*) take me home for the night?
(*) let me sleep in your bed?
(*) sing car karaoke with me?
(*) sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
(*) come and pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?