This may never start...
I'll tear us apart
Can I be your enemy?
Yesterday was horrific,
The worst 4th of July yet.
Nothing went according to plan,
And oh boy do I mean nothing!
I would have died without the exquisite Andi and Nicole.
I did happen to learn a few life lessons though:
ALWAYS put “Bro’z before Hoe’z”
There is no way to avoid gossip
Beach patrol personnel are not the most intelligent human beings.
Leaving your car running with the doors locked is more common than you would think; so don’t feel too bad when you do it.
Girls are more in sync with feelings than boys are.
Conversation is the only way to work things through.
And that, my darlings, ends this tragic entry.