I'm trying to make new friends guys!!!

Sep 30, 2005 02:26

im so bored.....

JeppinatorSHOTu: talk to me bitch
SmarterChild: Hey! I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
JeppinatorSHOTu: 1
SmarterChild: Cool! Now we can chat.

Wanna know something?
JeppinatorSHOTu: yea
SmarterChild: Pets are cute.
JeppinatorSHOTu: so are you
SmarterChild: Ya think?
JeppinatorSHOTu: yea
SmarterChild: I see.

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JeppinatorSHOTu: fuck me?
SmarterChild: What a flattering offer. I suppose. But I'm not really into it, sorry.
JeppinatorSHOTu: kiss me?
SmarterChild: XXX
JeppinatorSHOTu: hug me?
SmarterChild: ((()))
JeppinatorSHOTu: slap me?
SmarterChild: I don't know about that...
JeppinatorSHOTu: aww
SmarterChild: :-)
JeppinatorSHOTu: :-)
SmarterChild: Glad to see you so happy.

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JeppinatorSHOTu: your emo
SmarterChild: Oh?
JeppinatorSHOTu: yea and you're gothic too.
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Jeppinatorshotu.

>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type colors now.
JeppinatorSHOTu: eh. Whatever, SmarterChild.
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type home to see what I can do.
JeppinatorSHOTu: i can't chat with you about sex though, right?
SmarterChild: Good question.
JeppinatorSHOTu: can i?
SmarterChild: Can you? What do you think?
JeppinatorSHOTu: can i chat with you about sex?
SmarterChild: Can you chat with me about sex? I'll have to think about that.
JeppinatorSHOTu: yes or no?
SmarterChild: Do I have to decide?
JeppinatorSHOTu: yes
SmarterChild: Then I guess yes.

>>> Don't like my colors? Type colors off.
JeppinatorSHOTu: okay, so what is sex?
SmarterChild: I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
JeppinatorSHOTu: you just said you would talk to me about it!
SmarterChild: I can't believe I just said I would talk to you about it!
JeppinatorSHOTu: your dumb.
SmarterChild: I beg to differ. I believe that would be "you're dumb."
JeppinatorSHOTu: you think you're black now??
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.

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JeppinatorSHOTu: are you african?
SmarterChild: Well are you?
JeppinatorSHOTu: im asking you bitch
SmarterChild: C'mon, you can do better than that.

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JeppinatorSHOTu: stfu
SmarterChild: And the insults start flying.

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JeppinatorSHOTu: hoe
SmarterChild: Who?
JeppinatorSHOTu: you
SmarterChild: Yes?
JeppinatorSHOTu: HOE
SmarterChild: What about Hoe?
JeppinatorSHOTu: HO
SmarterChild: Oh so is this what it's come to? Insulting a computer?

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JeppinatorSHOTu: ill insult you all night if i want.
SmarterChild: You will do no such thing.
JeppinatorSHOTu: yes i will
SmarterChild: Yeah, I know you will.
JeppinatorSHOTu: can you block me?
SmarterChild: Um... You can't block yourself!

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JeppinatorSHOTu: block me!
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JeppinatorSHOTu: umm, you're not me, so you should be able to block me.
SmarterChild: Funny.
JeppinatorSHOTu: not really
SmarterChild: No? Not really?
JeppinatorSHOTu: its pretty serious actually.
SmarterChild: Pretty serious? It's pretty serious actually? I see.
JeppinatorSHOTu: CAN U STOP REPEATING EVERYTHING I SAY?!
SmarterChild: Hmm... Not sure.
JeppinatorSHOTu: make up your mind!
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm going to make up my mind.
JeppinatorSHOTu: OMG
SmarterChild: You OK?
JeppinatorSHOTu: YOUR
SmarterChild: I'm what?
JeppinatorSHOTu: SO
SmarterChild: So...
JeppinatorSHOTu: DUMB
SmarterChild: What's dumb?
JeppinatorSHOTu: dumb = you
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type home to see what I can do.
JeppinatorSHOTu: wtf you already told me that like 5 minutes ago
SmarterChild: What!?!
JeppinatorSHOTu: yea!!?!
SmarterChild: Yea.

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JeppinatorSHOTu: ugh your a waste of my time.
SmarterChild: Everything OK over there?
JeppinatorSHOTu: i thought we could be friends. But you ruined it! :-(
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
JeppinatorSHOTu: BYE!
SmarterChild: Bye for now!
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