May 11, 2006 12:04
i cannot take it anymore. i have to write about this.
you, tall creepy stalker guy, have been stalking me for the past 2 years at school. everytime i am on campus, you pop up behind me, in front of me, or beside me. this is pretty impressive, seeing as how i only come to campus 2-3 days a week. how do you always know where i am? do you stride in that bouncy way of yours all day long, just waiting for me to appear so you can creep me out?
everytime that i am just strolling along to class, i see you coming down the hallway. your height and physique would make make you hard to miss by themselves; however, you add the distinction of wearing the same shirt every day, and having one of "those" walks. The ones that you can pick out from a crowd, because of the way they make the body contort. watching you makes me have motion sickness. you could simply stride along, or meekly crawl, the way most people do the last week or so of school, but you insist on making every step seem like a leap throughout the hallway. you leap on your tiptoes, which seems uncomfortable. but it must not be for you, since you have the widest grin on your face all of the time.
and that, in reality, is what makes you creepy. i dont really mind that you seem to be walking towards me every time that i am in the hallway, or that your walk is odd. its the constant smiling and staring at me. i notice the staring not because i am staring at you, but because everytime i give an uncomfortable glance towards your bouncing awkward body advancing jerkily towards me, you are staring at me and smiling so big your teeth are going to hurt.
in short, creepy dude, please stop staring. i dont know who you are. ive never had a class with you. ive never interacted with you in any form. why do you stare and smile at me? its creepy. please stop. thanks.