(no subject)
1. What would you go to jail for?
Public indecency.
2. If you had a chance, which celebrity would you rid the world of?
Andy Dick.
3. If you were in a life threatening situation (such as being attacked) and only had these three items: a paper clip, a dirty diaper and a banana; how would you survive?
Stab them in the eye with the paper clip, smear their face with a banana. I'm sure you can guess what hole the banana would go in to.
4. What situation where someone is being injured, do you find most funny?
drunk falling.
5. What's the lamest way you've dumped someone or been dumped? Why?
The Fade, which is beyond disrespectful
6. What Jelly Belly flavor makes you want to vomit?
black licorice.
7. What is your honest opinion about bums?
If they really wanted to they could improve their life.
8. Would you rather fight a shark or a bear and how would you defeat it?!
A bear. With my mad Sephirothian ninja powers.
10. If you had to loose a body part, what part would it be?
little toe.
11. CHOOSE!!!! A week of intense discussion with Sheryl Crow about world issues, spending the night with a horny Mike Tyson fresh out of jail or the glorious honor of a Samurai suicide?
Sheryl Crow, but only if I get to spend the night with her afterwards.
12. What board game would you least like to play for all eternity?
Scrabble
13. If you could have your very own attack animal, what would it be?
Alaskan wolf.
14. In your opinion, what is the most annoying sound ever?
My phone at work ringing.
15. What do you think of getting your “lover’s” (BF, GF, etc.) name tattooed on your body?
Branding is the new tattoo
16. Would you rather be in a raging sand storm or a killer buffalo stampede?
Sand, because I can hide out.
17. If an imaginary character could be real; what character would that be?
Tifa Lockhart
18. Tom Cruise. Crazy, cool, annoying, or “special”?
Scientologist.
19. Have you ever had a paranormal experience?
Yes, some little kid's spirit came home with my stepdad one night and decided to hang around for a couple of months. My favorite incident was teh buttprint on the bed.
20. Gnome vs. Elf. Who would win this epic battle?
Is it a regular gnome or the Travelocity gnome? because that guy can't even beat a luggage rack.
21. Have you ever stolen an antenna ball?
No, because I'm not 12.
22. If you were magically sucked into your television set; which television program would you like to be stuck in?
House. Only not as a patient.
23. If you were challenged to a mêlée by an armored super monkey, what weapon would you choose to defend yourself?
Cloud's Buster sword
24. In the movie “Happy Gilmore” Adam Sandler was instructed by his golf teacher to go to his “Happy Place”; a place of serenity and calmness. What is your happy place?
Lots of video games
25. Are you easily distracted by shiny objects? If so, what shiny thing has distracted you lately?
OOOOOH SHINY!!!! I'm sorry, what?
26. TRIVIA QUESTION TIME! What movie was this phrase muttered. “We are the knights who say….NI!”?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail. duh.
27. If you were in a Japanese game show, which would you rather have happen to you. To be shocked by a cattle prod 20 times, put in a glass coffin with scorpions, or pelted with scalding rocks? (Note: these things really happen on these shows….really.)
shocked.
28. What clothing article is the hardest to get off when wet?
Nothing.
29. If there was a movie made about you, what would its title be?
The coolest nerd
30. In this movie about you, who would you cast to play yourself?
Denzel Washington
31. What superpower would you like to have? (Note: You cannot choose the ability to fly or to be invisible.)
Super Strength
32. What’s the craziest thing you have slept through?
A tornado warning
33. What movie would you not want to be made into a sequel?
Naked Space.
34. What is the strangest thing you have stolen?
A Go-Bot
35. Have you ever super glued yourself to anything?
no.
36. What song annoys you the most these days?
Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne.
37. What do you believe Elvis is doing right now?
being all kinds of dead
38. *WARNING: Miah made me do this* What famous animal would you most like to eat?
?
39. Vanilla Ice?
rice rice gravy (I'm using Krin's answer as I have nothing better)
40. When somebody asks you if their baby is cute, and it is not, how do you respond?
I automatically say yes without looking. It's an offshoot of the whole "Does this make me look fat?" thing.
41. How much money would it take for you to hug a bum?
A lot.
42. You’ve crash landed away from civilization. You’re bleeding to death, and know that you are going to die. Do you give survivors permission to eat you?
They will regardless.
43. There is a riot, and people are pillaging, which store do you loot?
Best Buy
44. Would you rather be a Viking or an astronaut?
A Viking Astronaut
45. Heaven or Hell? Why?
Heaven. What do you mean WHY?
46. Describe in detail how you would least like to die. (another Miah question…)
Smothered by a really heavy woman.
47. What do you O.C.D about? (O.C.D. means: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
Nothing
48. You’re drunk at a red carpet event in Hollywood. You wake up the next day… what celebrity would you least like to wake up next to?
Liza Minnelli
49. What is your favorite style of mullet?
DOG
50. Which is more truthful of you: I like to run with scissors or I like to make naked snow angels?
I like to run with scissors
Public indecency.
2. If you had a chance, which celebrity would you rid the world of?
Andy Dick.
3. If you were in a life threatening situation (such as being attacked) and only had these three items: a paper clip, a dirty diaper and a banana; how would you survive?
Stab them in the eye with the paper clip, smear their face with a banana. I'm sure you can guess what hole the banana would go in to.
4. What situation where someone is being injured, do you find most funny?
drunk falling.
5. What's the lamest way you've dumped someone or been dumped? Why?
The Fade, which is beyond disrespectful
6. What Jelly Belly flavor makes you want to vomit?
black licorice.
7. What is your honest opinion about bums?
If they really wanted to they could improve their life.
8. Would you rather fight a shark or a bear and how would you defeat it?!
A bear. With my mad Sephirothian ninja powers.
10. If you had to loose a body part, what part would it be?
little toe.
11. CHOOSE!!!! A week of intense discussion with Sheryl Crow about world issues, spending the night with a horny Mike Tyson fresh out of jail or the glorious honor of a Samurai suicide?
Sheryl Crow, but only if I get to spend the night with her afterwards.
12. What board game would you least like to play for all eternity?
Scrabble
13. If you could have your very own attack animal, what would it be?
Alaskan wolf.
14. In your opinion, what is the most annoying sound ever?
My phone at work ringing.
15. What do you think of getting your “lover’s” (BF, GF, etc.) name tattooed on your body?
Branding is the new tattoo
16. Would you rather be in a raging sand storm or a killer buffalo stampede?
Sand, because I can hide out.
17. If an imaginary character could be real; what character would that be?
Tifa Lockhart
18. Tom Cruise. Crazy, cool, annoying, or “special”?
Scientologist.
19. Have you ever had a paranormal experience?
Yes, some little kid's spirit came home with my stepdad one night and decided to hang around for a couple of months. My favorite incident was teh buttprint on the bed.
20. Gnome vs. Elf. Who would win this epic battle?
Is it a regular gnome or the Travelocity gnome? because that guy can't even beat a luggage rack.
21. Have you ever stolen an antenna ball?
No, because I'm not 12.
22. If you were magically sucked into your television set; which television program would you like to be stuck in?
House. Only not as a patient.
23. If you were challenged to a mêlée by an armored super monkey, what weapon would you choose to defend yourself?
Cloud's Buster sword
24. In the movie “Happy Gilmore” Adam Sandler was instructed by his golf teacher to go to his “Happy Place”; a place of serenity and calmness. What is your happy place?
Lots of video games
25. Are you easily distracted by shiny objects? If so, what shiny thing has distracted you lately?
OOOOOH SHINY!!!! I'm sorry, what?
26. TRIVIA QUESTION TIME! What movie was this phrase muttered. “We are the knights who say….NI!”?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail. duh.
27. If you were in a Japanese game show, which would you rather have happen to you. To be shocked by a cattle prod 20 times, put in a glass coffin with scorpions, or pelted with scalding rocks? (Note: these things really happen on these shows….really.)
shocked.
28. What clothing article is the hardest to get off when wet?
Nothing.
29. If there was a movie made about you, what would its title be?
The coolest nerd
30. In this movie about you, who would you cast to play yourself?
Denzel Washington
31. What superpower would you like to have? (Note: You cannot choose the ability to fly or to be invisible.)
Super Strength
32. What’s the craziest thing you have slept through?
A tornado warning
33. What movie would you not want to be made into a sequel?
Naked Space.
34. What is the strangest thing you have stolen?
A Go-Bot
35. Have you ever super glued yourself to anything?
no.
36. What song annoys you the most these days?
Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne.
37. What do you believe Elvis is doing right now?
being all kinds of dead
38. *WARNING: Miah made me do this* What famous animal would you most like to eat?
?
39. Vanilla Ice?
rice rice gravy (I'm using Krin's answer as I have nothing better)
40. When somebody asks you if their baby is cute, and it is not, how do you respond?
I automatically say yes without looking. It's an offshoot of the whole "Does this make me look fat?" thing.
41. How much money would it take for you to hug a bum?
A lot.
42. You’ve crash landed away from civilization. You’re bleeding to death, and know that you are going to die. Do you give survivors permission to eat you?
They will regardless.
43. There is a riot, and people are pillaging, which store do you loot?
Best Buy
44. Would you rather be a Viking or an astronaut?
A Viking Astronaut
45. Heaven or Hell? Why?
Heaven. What do you mean WHY?
46. Describe in detail how you would least like to die. (another Miah question…)
Smothered by a really heavy woman.
47. What do you O.C.D about? (O.C.D. means: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
Nothing
48. You’re drunk at a red carpet event in Hollywood. You wake up the next day… what celebrity would you least like to wake up next to?
Liza Minnelli
49. What is your favorite style of mullet?
DOG
50. Which is more truthful of you: I like to run with scissors or I like to make naked snow angels?
I like to run with scissors