"I hate the fuckin rodeo, horses smell like shit to me, and I don't fuck anyone in my own bloodline"

Apr 23, 2005 15:27

Sooooooo..... Fuck rednecks.

Bethany actually came over last night and stayed the night with me. This morning we watched 'Finding Neverland' (marvelous movie I must say) and ate some good vegetarian cookin'! WoO! After a while, we decided a walk to Wal-Mart would be interesting; I needed safety pins and we would later find ourselves drooling over the Star Wars toys.

The walk there was uhm... odd. The first person that yelled at us actually blew his fuckin horn as hard as he could, flipped us off from his goddamn tinted windows, stopped his car, hung halfway out his damn door and screamed "FAGGOTS!!"... Ok.. If you're gonna insult me... call me something that won't make me laugh till I'm red in the face. Fuckin cunts lol.
Wal-Mart was fun. We got to check out the movies, toys, and posters. I got myself some safety pins that were needed and 2 packs of Star Wars cards. I GOT A VADER TATTOO IN ONE!!!! WOOOOOO!! We also played Air Hockey. Yeah.. I won.. ShutUP Bethany! We got some nachos.. Fuckin yummy nachos they were man. Oh.. and we saw Buddy.. Some guy we ride the bus with that I dubbed "Buddy" lol. We kept waving, yelling, pointing.. Did he wave back? NO!... Fucknut... He'll hear about it Monday...
On the way home, our stuffed tummies made us walk a bit slower. We got a few encouraging honks and waves.. hehe. Then there was that fuckin hick who sounded like a damn asian - "Hey guys! How's it goin'!" lmao. A voice you had to hear for yourself. Then there were more rednecks who looked like they ate steroids and emo kids for breakfast that called us some names I don't even know...
We saw Duby on the way back and we stopped at the Park and played on the swings. Fun stuff huh? Oh indeed it was.

When my mom gets home in a little bit, I get to go purchase my ticket to the Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith premiere. WHEE! I think the moment I am handed that ticket (assuming they still have some) I will probably cry or treat it like my firstborn child lol.

For now I'm gonna go! I need to make some phonecalls dudes! I hope everyone had a good day like I did! -overly exaggerated smile and wink inserted here-
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