Love is not like anything, especially a fucking knife.
Oh man so I love hanging out with my brother and his friends. They crack me up so bad, and it's always about dumb stuff. Like Matt, fucking, he's just, ugh. I don't know. We're driving to Michaels today and he's like
Matt: I got a plan. *silence for 15 seconds*
Sam: Yeah? About what?
Matt: It involves a ski mask and a G string.
Adam: A guitar?
Matt: Not that kind of g string you dumbass.
Turns out the plan was about being in one of their friends pools when he got off work or something? I don't know. But uhhh I also found out that they're the ones who put the pink dildo in the pool at Tracy High on Senior Beach Day. Newbs.
So yesterday I went to work, came home, and Danny showed up with Javi and Desmond so I chilled with them till about 11:30 which was rad. I miss Danny dude! We hung out so much and now I barely get to see him. It really sucks. I'm sad.
On another note I took the "How Tracy are you" quiz and I only got 48% which is weird considering I have lived here my whole life, not to mention I was born in the Tracy hospital. Tracy and I just don't see eye to eye I guess. Which is why I'm leaving this place. Fer shure.
Well I gotta bounce so I'll cya later.
Matt: I got a plan. *silence for 15 seconds*
Sam: Yeah? About what?
Matt: It involves a ski mask and a G string.
Adam: A guitar?
Matt: Not that kind of g string you dumbass.
Turns out the plan was about being in one of their friends pools when he got off work or something? I don't know. But uhhh I also found out that they're the ones who put the pink dildo in the pool at Tracy High on Senior Beach Day. Newbs.
So yesterday I went to work, came home, and Danny showed up with Javi and Desmond so I chilled with them till about 11:30 which was rad. I miss Danny dude! We hung out so much and now I barely get to see him. It really sucks. I'm sad.
On another note I took the "How Tracy are you" quiz and I only got 48% which is weird considering I have lived here my whole life, not to mention I was born in the Tracy hospital. Tracy and I just don't see eye to eye I guess. Which is why I'm leaving this place. Fer shure.
Well I gotta bounce so I'll cya later.