*** Whoopi and Benjamin! ***
Cooeeeee
Wellll.. yesterday.. Me and Claire went to Heathers to get ready. Then we went into the shitty town and stood about for ages, doing nothin. Drunk a bit of Rickys/Nicola G's Absynth.. oooooft. Me and Heather met Stephen and went and got shoes with him =D.. haha Caulfield ya fat checkered boot.. have that ;).
Oh and I did give a shit that you were there Stephen.. sorry for makin u all nigeled, wont do it again =).
Then me Heather and Stephen went back to mine cos the town is soooo shite..we got pizza, watched friends and laughed =D.. was great
Heather asked her mum if i could stay with her and she said aye.. so i went down to Heathers and walked Stephen down to..
Then We seen a Morris boot and Heather said... "She thinks shes aw that but shes just a fat lump a shite"... i actual laughed my ass off all the way down to her house.. it was sooooo amazin actual so funny you shoulda been there =D.. Aw Heather i fuckin love you ! <3<3<3.. u r thee best!
We sat about in her room and i read Glamour magazine and she read Cosmo.. cos we are that cool.. and we seen some baldy n***** boot and we just laghed at her.. more nigger howls were had and me and Heather decided our new identities are..
Heather - Whoopi Cooshon
Me - Benjamin Crack
Mon the Halloween =D
We actual jsut laughed all night i was amazin !
This mornin we woke up at 1.45.. and Heathers mum made us Rolls on Bacon hehe
Came home and got told somethin kinda fucked.. but aye everyone deserves a second chance, but only one. Eh?
Aye well im no lettin that ruin ma good mood.. cos im in a pure good one =D woooop
Right well aye im offskis
xxJJxx
Oh aye and that S***** wee N***** Patrece.. aye Heather =D!!