I totally stole this from Audrey!!
60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. Michiganders sunbathe.
50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Michiganders plant gardens.
40° F: Italian & English cars won't start. Michiganders drive with the
windows down.
32° F: Distilled water freezes. Great Lake's water gets thicker.
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
Michiganders throw on a flannel shirt.
15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Michiganders have the
last cookout before it gets cold.
0° F: All the people in Miami die. Michiganders close the windows.
10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in
Michigan are selling cookies door to door.
25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Michiganders get out their winter
parkas.
40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. Michiganders let the
dogs sleep indoors.
100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Michiganders get
frustrated because they can't start their cars.
460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
scale). Michiganders start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"
500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Lions win the Super Bowl.
50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Michiganders plant gardens.
40° F: Italian & English cars won't start. Michiganders drive with the
windows down.
32° F: Distilled water freezes. Great Lake's water gets thicker.
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
Michiganders throw on a flannel shirt.
15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Michiganders have the
last cookout before it gets cold.
0° F: All the people in Miami die. Michiganders close the windows.
10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in
Michigan are selling cookies door to door.
25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Michiganders get out their winter
parkas.
40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. Michiganders let the
dogs sleep indoors.
100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Michiganders get
frustrated because they can't start their cars.
460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
scale). Michiganders start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"
500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Lions win the Super Bowl.