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well so much for bein home alone...i am currently in fresno. my dad decided to stay home and i refuse to be home with only him because i cannot stand being with him for two seconds so i got people to switch shifts with me so i could go and here i am. my rother is pitching tonight and so im really nervouse..hope he does good. the ride over here was extremely long...due to the fact that my grandpa had to stop and pee a million times. it was hilarious tho because for some reason my grandparents are sooo racial....here are some examples.....
1.)Grandma: hmmm...delano....must be mexicanville
2.) (we are passing through LA and there is a black guy laying down on the right shoulder of the freeway....
Grandpa: those colored's..i tell ya!
they are also homophobic....
3.)Grandma: there was this gal who played softball a ways back and i always thought she was one of those dikes and then one day i just asked her if she could possibly crawl into bed with another woman and she says to me "honestly bobby..i could never with a man either"
4.)Grandma: those guys at that graduation...were they fags? they were holdin hands like it? (she thinks fags is the politicly correct term for gay lol)
Me: GRANDMA! no they were just joking around
my grandpa also tends to cuss alot
5.) Grandma: oh! theres a sams club here
Grandpa:god dammit booby! i dont care where damn sams club is (keep in mind he kinda has a studder..because he has some illness..so it takes him a while to get it out)
so as you can see i had some interesting company in the car with me.
other things that happened ont he ride over....dead dog(awww)...my batteries on my cd palyer went out so i was forced to listen to phantom of the opera (AHHH SHOOT ME!!!) a short convo with my grandma about how i didnt go to prom...
Grandma: so did you go to the prom
Me: NOO! ugghh! can people please stop asking me that!
Grandma: o gosh im sorry..i went to mine and i didnt have much of a good time...u know ur mom only went when she was a freshamn..she got asked by a senior wich was really sumthing at the time.
Me: yes grandma u tell me this everytime i see you.
we also counted 14 "click it or ticket..buckle up" signs...which evertime we passes my grandpa wood read and my mom, grandma, and i would say # (w/e the # we saw was)
so thats bout it for now..until next time!
1.)Grandma: hmmm...delano....must be mexicanville
2.) (we are passing through LA and there is a black guy laying down on the right shoulder of the freeway....
Grandpa: those colored's..i tell ya!
they are also homophobic....
3.)Grandma: there was this gal who played softball a ways back and i always thought she was one of those dikes and then one day i just asked her if she could possibly crawl into bed with another woman and she says to me "honestly bobby..i could never with a man either"
4.)Grandma: those guys at that graduation...were they fags? they were holdin hands like it? (she thinks fags is the politicly correct term for gay lol)
Me: GRANDMA! no they were just joking around
my grandpa also tends to cuss alot
5.) Grandma: oh! theres a sams club here
Grandpa:god dammit booby! i dont care where damn sams club is (keep in mind he kinda has a studder..because he has some illness..so it takes him a while to get it out)
so as you can see i had some interesting company in the car with me.
other things that happened ont he ride over....dead dog(awww)...my batteries on my cd palyer went out so i was forced to listen to phantom of the opera (AHHH SHOOT ME!!!) a short convo with my grandma about how i didnt go to prom...
Grandma: so did you go to the prom
Me: NOO! ugghh! can people please stop asking me that!
Grandma: o gosh im sorry..i went to mine and i didnt have much of a good time...u know ur mom only went when she was a freshamn..she got asked by a senior wich was really sumthing at the time.
Me: yes grandma u tell me this everytime i see you.
we also counted 14 "click it or ticket..buckle up" signs...which evertime we passes my grandpa wood read and my mom, grandma, and i would say # (w/e the # we saw was)
so thats bout it for now..until next time!