prom
i tell my mom that im planning on asking rob (hott guy i work with, and have been hanging out with) to prom and i show her him and this is what she says:
Me: mom there he is
Mom(bitch):the one with the wild hair?!
Me:Omg! just get over the hair!
Mom: i cant!he looks like he plays in a band or something!
later that night
Me: so can i go with him?
Mom:he looks like hes gay
Me: wwwhhhaaattt??? OMG!!! i cant beleive you just said that! he isnt!
Mom: im telling you lauren he might not be but he looks like he is
Me: oo wow mom, its just a dance..im not selecting a life long partner!
Mom: (does the whole big eye thing and takes a big breath)
Me: would you stop doing that its so annoying!
Mom: (ignores me as usual its like talking to a wall)
so as you can see i have the gayest mom ever..i cant beleive she thought he was gay.
Me: mom there he is
Mom(bitch):the one with the wild hair?!
Me:Omg! just get over the hair!
Mom: i cant!he looks like he plays in a band or something!
later that night
Me: so can i go with him?
Mom:he looks like hes gay
Me: wwwhhhaaattt??? OMG!!! i cant beleive you just said that! he isnt!
Mom: im telling you lauren he might not be but he looks like he is
Me: oo wow mom, its just a dance..im not selecting a life long partner!
Mom: (does the whole big eye thing and takes a big breath)
Me: would you stop doing that its so annoying!
Mom: (ignores me as usual its like talking to a wall)
so as you can see i have the gayest mom ever..i cant beleive she thought he was gay.