I'm a tool, you're a tool, we're all tools
Created by and snagged from littlespank. Here's what you do: list the ten things you are a complete and total tool for. littlespank wants this thing to spread like wildfire, so I'm tagging a few peeps off my flist: mylodon romanticalgirl heliotitans ioanite and fourzoas
Bi is a total tool for (in no particular order):
1) Adam Lambert. I don't care if he's singing, dressed in drag, dressed inexplicably like a pirate, or dressed like ziggy stardust and grabbing his crotch, I am mad for him. It's rather toolish of me because I mean, come on, half the country has been in love with him since day one and I first starting sweating him like, yesterday. Also, come on, it's American Idol. I actually read Adam Lambert RPS. It was horribly written and I am ashamed of myself.
2. England. Yeah, I'm one of those awful Americans that add extra "u"s to words like favour and colour. I effect an accent when I'm all alone just for fun. I Love British men, British culture, and even British food. There are days I feel like I would hop a plane to England and shag the first gap-toothed cockney geezer I ran across. I'd move there in ten seconds flat.
3. Gay Men. Now, I know Adam Lambert qualifies, but let me elaborate. Um, I'll read gay porn, I'll watch gay porn, I will WRITE gay porn. As long as its two doodes doing eachother, I am interested. The image is the Scissor sisters. Because they are gay porn.
4. Jamie Bamber. Yeah, no shit. I am such a tool for him it's not even funny. I co-run one of his fansites for christ sake. And I frequent all of the others. I will totally try something if he's done it. I even tried to eat nothing but tuna because he said he'd done it to lose weight. That lasted like five minutes cause I hate tuna but the point is I tried it. I've got his wardrobe neigh memorized. Like, when I see new pictures of him I say things like "Oh, nice new jeans, they fit really well" like I am his mother, about to jiggle the waistband to make sure there is enough room in the tushie. I am going to go ahead an include every character he's ever played.
5. Harry Potter. I never got into the fandom hard core, but my first internet thing was a HP RP group called "Hogwarts on Crack." The movies all literally make me cry. I snuck into Terminus last year and laughed my ass off at the amazing-ness that was a group of wizards hanging out in a posh hotel on Michigan Avenue. Also, I wrote my very first fan email to Oliver and James Phelps, but deleted it before I could send it. The movies make me cry randomly. Today I watched OotP and cried when Neville did Expelliarmus right the first time.
6. BSG. Again, not very surprising but this show has been an amazing force in my life. I've spend probably thousands of dollars as a result of this, on various trips and autographs and pictures and con events and what not. It literally CHANGED MY LIFE.
7. Hornblower/Age of Sail anything. I purchased Master and Commander today, even though I have already seen it and am not overly fond of russel crowe, because he is wearing a naval great coat on the cover and I am a sucker for it. I now purchase nautical stuff whenever I see it, so my office is starting to resemble a really tacky themed hotel room. I would sleep with everyone in this picture. Even Cleaveland, so long as he kept his uneeform on and was ok with me calling him Archie.
8. Ben Linus. I mean, he's the bad guy on Lost. I should hate him. HE's not even attractive. But I kind of want to sleep with him, or have him hit me. Or lie to me. I especially like where they went with him this season cause it made him more fragile. Awww.
9. The Bamber Bunnies. Any fan of Jamie is a friend of mine, of course, but the group that is proud enough to wear the monniker has a special place in my heart. There really isn't anything I wouldn't at least try to do for any one of them. The group has done nothing but grow since this picture was taken, but I really do love this pic!
10. This photo manip. All it needs is Matthew Rhys and I'd be a happy panda. No seriously. I am so lame about these two men - and I know, I know, I already talked about Jamie, but the one two punch of hotness that is Jamie and Ioan really can't be ignored. I am forever trying to cast them into movies. For instance I was trying to convince my husband today that Ioan and Jamie would have made an awesome Sirius and Lupin. I don't even know that I really agree with myself, but damnit, I will argue it till I am blue in the face. There is something positively inspirational about these two men in close proximity. I started writing my novel as an excuse to fantasize about them more.
