SPIDERS IN THE DRESSING ROOM, HEY HEY
oh my god. the most traumatizing event of my life has just occured.
picture this:
i'm standing in the bathroom, in front of the mirror. fixing up my hair doooo. when all of a sudden, i look into the mirror and there is a spider about the size of a quarter on my forehead. i scream, and it starts to head south. with hairspray can in hand, i smash the spider onto my forehead. and he's dead, that motherfucker. I HATE SPIDERS.
the end.
picture this:
i'm standing in the bathroom, in front of the mirror. fixing up my hair doooo. when all of a sudden, i look into the mirror and there is a spider about the size of a quarter on my forehead. i scream, and it starts to head south. with hairspray can in hand, i smash the spider onto my forehead. and he's dead, that motherfucker. I HATE SPIDERS.
the end.