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After sleeping through 2 alarms Saturday and getting blamed for making our tailgate dreams almost die, I was also blamed for a) The crisis on the Korean Peninsula, b) Penn State's strugles against Illinois-ing, and c)Pitt losing to Rutgers even before it happened. These accusations forced me to walk to the shark tank and drown my sorrows in high life while yelling "JUICE WILLIAMS" roughly every 30 or so seconds. At least I won a buck for hearing the stadium from sharkies parking lot.