Sep 28, 2006 10:47
I woke up this morning and decided to stalk facebook for a while, kill some time before I spend hours upon hours sending more resumes out. I came across Michael Robinson's profile and noticed a few things: a) i, at one point, added him as a friend. interesting. b) he has 500 pictures tagged of him, 450 of these are him and random dudes and girls. I decided to go look into this phenomenon and see if trusty old Anthony Morelli has anywhere near the same amount of fans.
I typed his name in the search box and found that not only does he NOT have a profile, but the only thing that comes up are hate groups. some of my favorites include, but are not limited to:
-Ohio State Player of the Game: Anthony Morelli
-Anthony Morelli ruined our season
-Zack Mills part 2: the anthony morelli story
-Anthony Morelli is a terrible, terrible person
- Morelli's tattoos...TERRIBLE!
This, by no means, is an attack on Morelli, rather just proof that because so many people hate him and gave up on him so early he is doomed to fail, undoubtedly meaning I wont be going to see a bowl game (that matters, you act like I would pay to go to the banana boat sunscreen bowl) for a few more years.
Morelli also looks like Beaker from the Muppet Show, but thats for a different time.