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[xbenj]

I'm bored and I cant write any good lyrics. Whoa hey, I got a 18g needle. Except it looks more like a 14g. I should peirce my anti-tragus again. I think I need a bigger one though. It's so boring, I guess I should go be the band member that I am and cause some trouble to amuse myself. I could be like Blink and go tear up all of Steves papers. lmao. I feel so bad for their management. Haha, and I know you fucks read this. coughtomcough. We need to tour together again, at least then I wouldnt be so bored. Well, I should attempt at writing a song, even though it'll will turn out horrible...

wtf!?

snackcakes, oreos, cheetos and doritos
make my life even more meaningful
snackcakes, oreos, cheetos and doritos
size of a whale if im not careful

youre the one for me
oh so fucking cheesy
doritos are my friend
the only one for me

fifteen steps to the kitchen i skip
rumble in my stomach, i need some fucking chips (fuck yes)
snackcakes down my pants
so soft and sweet, i'd stop but i cant (so tasty)
as i write this song
i realize how it sounds so wrong (and kinky)

i could spend my life with you
days upon days
years and years
youre my true love
drowning away all my fears
if only you could feel the same about me
it hurts to know that the only thing you'll scream
is dont fucking eat me

....okay i suck i know.