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✓ I miss somebody right now. (,we all know who so i don.t need get into that.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (.really only movies now.)
✓ I own lots of books. (.oh and read books.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (.and they look so cute on me!.)
✓ I love to play video games. (.they.re the shit.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (.oi...the things for what we think is love.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (.and PORN TOO! fuck TV.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (.as long as i don.t get hurt.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (.sometimes...a lot like a sailor...whatev.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (.need not more to say.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
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× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (.like when i have dreams that my car gets stolen...yeah...)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (.FUCK YEAH! bigger tits smaller waistline.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (.i.m in SOOO much debt....)
× I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast. (.when i know i.m going to be interupted.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair. (.and am damn proud of it....keep it growing.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (.i.ll save this one for decemeber.)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (.one and half technically...)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (.eyelashes and nails...w00t schexy.)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (.creepy people like to stalk me.)
× I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (.but i all i want is just to feel love...)
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (...and its *still* hidden...)
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (.fuck yeah...fuckin crazy ass miss ashlie.)
× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (.pecked?.)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (.no i enjoy texting...)
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (.fuck yeah! no other way to fucking be.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (.why do you think i.m in so much debt x.x; lol.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (870.9953...call me :( ?)
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (.just last night in fact.)
× I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (.again...we all know who..no need for further explanation.)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (.need to start my army as quickly as possible.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (.raised my niece so...yeah.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (.don.t we all?)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (.if i.m really crushing on them.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (.one for every occasion!.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (.again...do i need to whip out the pictures of last night?.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends. (.maybe not die...i dunno...but help them to live in anyway that i could.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (.how trye...how true...)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (.not because of free candy...but awesome non the less.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (.could be happier...but i am quit blissful.)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat. (.mmmmhm.)
× Republican. (.fuck you.)
✓ I don't even know what I am. (.we.re all still trying to figure ourselves out.)
✓ I am punk rockish. (.punkgothbitchslut...whatev i do what i want.)
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (.not that much older...but the younger ones just don.t know.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (.sometimes.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s). (.more the people i work with.)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now. (.off and on.)
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (.fuck yeah! and more to come.)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (.FUCK SHOES!. even if they are cute.)
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (.not money so much as time.)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (.need to provide for my army somehow.)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (.the dick...no...but i.ve always wanted to play drums...)
× I hate office jobs. (.i love office supplies.)
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (.weee firey things!.)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (.when i let someone break my heart.)
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (.or at least it feels like it.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (.and pine for the ones i really want.)
× I adore bright colours. (.sometimes...i.m going through a purple phase right now.)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (.crazy ninja feet.)
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (.and am still best friends with the owner.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (.me and miss jenny need to be in a century where chivarly is not dead and real men are not afraid to romantic.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (.that does often happen...wow...now i.m sad now...ooh a butterfly!)
× I wear a toe ring. (.when i can.)
× I have a tattoo. (.but am getting one VERY soon.)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (.fuck no i love just about everyone i work with.)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (.'oh i.ve never been so addicted to coffee! *chugchugchug*' 'MISS ASHLE! *lol*' '*laughs and shoots coffee out of nose*')
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (.just to see what it.s like i guess.)
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (.'ashlie you.re a fucking pack rat!'.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (.in my own way.)
× I am ambidextrous. (.esp with my toes.)
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (.not animals tho...pillows.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (....maaaaybe...but they all eventually meet me and we become real life friends too.)
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (.sadly yes.)
✓ I am extremely flexible. (.oooh yes.)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (.fuck that! kisses are phemoninal if done right.)
✓ I want to own my own business. (.wedding planner...yes...)
✓ I smoke. (.mmmm am smoking right now.)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (.seeing as i work at an ONLINE company and everything.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (.esp overly romantic movies.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (.love me?)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (.drunk with my ex and his friends x.x; oi...)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (.why do we have to keep bringing him up!...eh...j.j...heh.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language.
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings. (.hahahahahaha!.)
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (...heh...boys...)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (...probably...*shrugs*)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (.but my best friend does lol.)
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (:*()
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (.mmmmmhm...)
× I have a thing for redheads. (i like BEING a redhead?)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (or all at once)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
✓ I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (.no...more watching it ^_^...GO PORTUGAL! lol or not...)
× I think this survey is particularly long. (...meh i.ve seen longer...and oh i like them long ^_~)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.