I like to scare normal (&stupid) people

[xbelieveitornot]

gothardthegopher: who dis?
XvBelieveItOrNot: you IMd me, why dont you tell me first
gothardthegopher: u were on my buddy list nd i askd 1st
gothardthegopher: who dis?
XvBelieveItOrNot: your mom.
gothardthegopher: realy??? hi mom!!!
XvBelieveItOrNot: hi!!!
gothardthegopher: no realy, i want to no who this is
XvBelieveItOrNot: i am the reaper
XvBelieveItOrNot: a male prostitute
XvBelieveItOrNot: brandon flowers
XvBelieveItOrNot: josh harper
XvBelieveItOrNot: angelina jolie
XvBelieveItOrNot: bam margera
XvBelieveItOrNot: brad pitt
gothardthegopher: wow
XvBelieveItOrNot: tom cruise
XvBelieveItOrNot: destiny's child
gothardthegopher: shut up
XvBelieveItOrNot: thats not who i am.. thats who i've had in my bed
XvBelieveItOrNot: and yes, your mom has been in my bed
XvBelieveItOrNot: and so has the reaper
XvBelieveItOrNot: and jesus
XvBelieveItOrNot: and the virgin mary
XvBelieveItOrNot: she's not so virgin anymore
gothardthegopher signed off.