londom memories :)
SCHMOOPSYPOO!
*french accent* WE WANT BAGUETTES! AND CROISSANTS!! HAWHAWHAW!!!
Me: is that the queen?
vanessa: no, of course not -- wait *looks up and gets whiplash* IT IS! THE QUEEN! SHE'S HERE!
[at Blood Brothers]
heeeeeeeellllllllooooo. dont eat me. THEY HAVE SNAILS!!! RUN AWAY!
the english zoo.
*picks up foam elephant from the sidewalk* Ooh! A speciman! Now here we have an elefentia, and we are going to bring'a him to zee san francisco zoo to rehibamilitate him. I will call him Squishy, because he is my Squishy!"
CAPTAIN COMANDO AND MEDUSA!
in my country, we walk on our hands, and it's hard because cars run us over.
mike's british animals. [and the crazy sheep]
adam's pimp hat!
the erotic gerkin dance!
homestawwunnew. lmao.
HOBOS/harrods
curfew? what curfew?
the crazy lady across the hall who yelled at us for singing helium songs in the hallway at midnight.
the german/dutch porn on TV. "what's this? ooh -- wait! AHH! NO! LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES ON!! WHERE IS THE REMOTE!! CHANGE IT CHANGE IT!!" Ahahaha.
running down the hall from supposed room checks
"MARILYN MONROE!!!"
NO SHOES ON THE TABLE!!! AHHH!!!
OOOOOH AHHHH SPECIAL!
poopface
pwincess pauwina
jk! jess kim! just kidding!
AGHHHHHHHH WE'RE BRITISH AGHHHHHHHH WE WANT BAGUETTES AGHHHHHHH
steph's tunnels
flickering the lights while being bombed!
queen victoria's fat ankles in Bath
william the bastard! he expwoded! then there was richard the bastard.
good wakie wakie, vanessa style. bad wakie wakie, doc style.
blinded by the light on the way home from boston.
vanessa and her posh togs!
MARMITE CHALLENGE!
replacing the jar of candy with marmite. AHAHAHA.
"oh man. pompom u have got to hear this. in london *laugh* theres this building called the erotic gerkin. which means, sexy cucumber. and theres a song and a dance that goes wth it...."
"Don't take me to the pickle farm!"
the ninth floor
the defective soda machines that never had bottled water
lilt / lint soda
Anything Goes, Blood Brothers, and the crazy Navy band show
THE DRUNK GUYS IN THE NEXT ROOM! "Bloody 'ell, it's bleeding, it's bleeding! I'm fuckin serious, it's bleeding! GET MY A TOWEL!"
the water pressure in the show nearly pierced my skin
changing my earrings. ahahaha. *ew*
"no money no honey!" said the homeless man
"shut up you fucking bastids, shut up!" -- one of the many homeless men in the subway [the tube/chube]
"tube surfing" in the subway
video games on the airplane
calling each other on the airplane phones
the celebrity name game and the bad lying game in the back of the bus
shake-a-spear and his wifey getting freaky in their house
paulina and i looking for sex shops
the kinky sex toys in the grocery stores
stealing the ash tray [and so many other things] from hard rock cafe.
stealing shit in genereal. *klepto*
backpacking across europe when i'm 18
the weird way they all wear their scarves in europe
starbucks on ever street
Save The Children stores everywhere <3
so much drama. ;)
tripping on cobblestones
JERRY SPRINGER: THE OPERA [which we still have yet to see]
...there is so much more... so so so much more... i wish i could remember it all. <3
*french accent* WE WANT BAGUETTES! AND CROISSANTS!! HAWHAWHAW!!!
Me: is that the queen?
vanessa: no, of course not -- wait *looks up and gets whiplash* IT IS! THE QUEEN! SHE'S HERE!
[at Blood Brothers]
heeeeeeeellllllllooooo. dont eat me. THEY HAVE SNAILS!!! RUN AWAY!
the english zoo.
*picks up foam elephant from the sidewalk* Ooh! A speciman! Now here we have an elefentia, and we are going to bring'a him to zee san francisco zoo to rehibamilitate him. I will call him Squishy, because he is my Squishy!"
CAPTAIN COMANDO AND MEDUSA!
in my country, we walk on our hands, and it's hard because cars run us over.
mike's british animals. [and the crazy sheep]
adam's pimp hat!
the erotic gerkin dance!
homestawwunnew. lmao.
HOBOS/harrods
curfew? what curfew?
the crazy lady across the hall who yelled at us for singing helium songs in the hallway at midnight.
the german/dutch porn on TV. "what's this? ooh -- wait! AHH! NO! LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES ON!! WHERE IS THE REMOTE!! CHANGE IT CHANGE IT!!" Ahahaha.
running down the hall from supposed room checks
"MARILYN MONROE!!!"
NO SHOES ON THE TABLE!!! AHHH!!!
OOOOOH AHHHH SPECIAL!
poopface
pwincess pauwina
jk! jess kim! just kidding!
AGHHHHHHHH WE'RE BRITISH AGHHHHHHHH WE WANT BAGUETTES AGHHHHHHH
steph's tunnels
flickering the lights while being bombed!
queen victoria's fat ankles in Bath
william the bastard! he expwoded! then there was richard the bastard.
good wakie wakie, vanessa style. bad wakie wakie, doc style.
blinded by the light on the way home from boston.
vanessa and her posh togs!
MARMITE CHALLENGE!
replacing the jar of candy with marmite. AHAHAHA.
"oh man. pompom u have got to hear this. in london *laugh* theres this building called the erotic gerkin. which means, sexy cucumber. and theres a song and a dance that goes wth it...."
"Don't take me to the pickle farm!"
the ninth floor
the defective soda machines that never had bottled water
lilt / lint soda
Anything Goes, Blood Brothers, and the crazy Navy band show
THE DRUNK GUYS IN THE NEXT ROOM! "Bloody 'ell, it's bleeding, it's bleeding! I'm fuckin serious, it's bleeding! GET MY A TOWEL!"
the water pressure in the show nearly pierced my skin
changing my earrings. ahahaha. *ew*
"no money no honey!" said the homeless man
"shut up you fucking bastids, shut up!" -- one of the many homeless men in the subway [the tube/chube]
"tube surfing" in the subway
video games on the airplane
calling each other on the airplane phones
the celebrity name game and the bad lying game in the back of the bus
shake-a-spear and his wifey getting freaky in their house
paulina and i looking for sex shops
the kinky sex toys in the grocery stores
stealing the ash tray [and so many other things] from hard rock cafe.
stealing shit in genereal. *klepto*
backpacking across europe when i'm 18
the weird way they all wear their scarves in europe
starbucks on ever street
Save The Children stores everywhere <3
so much drama. ;)
tripping on cobblestones
JERRY SPRINGER: THE OPERA [which we still have yet to see]
...there is so much more... so so so much more... i wish i could remember it all. <3