well..thank you reign in blood
so..a couple events have happend in the past couple days i would like to share with all of you.
story 1
so i woke up on tuesday and decided that i was going to drive back to sharon pa to eat lunch with my mother and hang out with mallory for the day. so i do, i pick her up from school. i was late. we run around town. finally got my cell phone fixed. got a new blang ass keypad. mallory made my ringtone on her cellphone Number of the Beast, which is probably the best thing anyone's ever done for me. went to her house so she could get ready for play practice. she bought me a doom ass japanese mask and a sweet ass lampshade hat (which i forgot there and i need to get to wear to the bar) so we hangout aalsjdlasjldj blahblah and i drop her off at play practice and she invites me back to watch the dress rehersal at 7pm. it was 5:30pm and i agreed to do so. so it was up to myself to entertain...myself...for an hour and a half.
so i went to the wave to have a beer
i sit down to this woman next to me hugging and kissing me and me having no idea who she is...
Lauren Carine, my 7th grade english teacher.
she buys me several rounds of beers and food.
i got drunk with my 7th grade english teacher...for free. chyea.
alright...
story #2
erika and i went to the moose last night and i decided i was going to do shots for every beer i bought. 4beerrrrs=4shots of jack. i was good to go. did a shot with the bartender (whom is my new idol) named Scoobie. he loved motorhead. they played half of Reign in Blood to my great enjoyment. played some busted ass pinball game that fuckin cheats. went back to erikas to say hi to chrissy and kyle. hung out there. ate some OLD ASS food, and then we were off to my house. so erika and i both had 8am's in the morning so she stayed over and slept in my bed. nothing happend. her and i are friends. tyler came down, shit a brick at the sight of erika and i sleeping, SLEEPING, and pretty much indirectly accused me of having sex with her. whatever. im not too worried about it.
so tyler...if youre reading this, if you wanna talk about it like dudes, then im totally down, i think its a little overdue for us to have a chat anyways about some shit, but dont make me feel like youre accusing me of doing shit that i didnt NOR would ever do. i know your past with erika, and thats your business i never asked questions or passed judgement onto you about that or anything else having to do with the female gender. so, if it pissed you off that she was there, sorry man, that wasnt my intention. in fact, there wasnt really an intention at all aside from getting a ride to school in the morning. so if you wanna talk about it, again, im down. if not, thats cool too.
HAPPY ST.PATRICK'S DAY YOU FUCKING MICKS.
story 1
so i woke up on tuesday and decided that i was going to drive back to sharon pa to eat lunch with my mother and hang out with mallory for the day. so i do, i pick her up from school. i was late. we run around town. finally got my cell phone fixed. got a new blang ass keypad. mallory made my ringtone on her cellphone Number of the Beast, which is probably the best thing anyone's ever done for me. went to her house so she could get ready for play practice. she bought me a doom ass japanese mask and a sweet ass lampshade hat (which i forgot there and i need to get to wear to the bar) so we hangout aalsjdlasjldj blahblah and i drop her off at play practice and she invites me back to watch the dress rehersal at 7pm. it was 5:30pm and i agreed to do so. so it was up to myself to entertain...myself...for an hour and a half.
so i went to the wave to have a beer
i sit down to this woman next to me hugging and kissing me and me having no idea who she is...
Lauren Carine, my 7th grade english teacher.
she buys me several rounds of beers and food.
i got drunk with my 7th grade english teacher...for free. chyea.
alright...
story #2
erika and i went to the moose last night and i decided i was going to do shots for every beer i bought. 4beerrrrs=4shots of jack. i was good to go. did a shot with the bartender (whom is my new idol) named Scoobie. he loved motorhead. they played half of Reign in Blood to my great enjoyment. played some busted ass pinball game that fuckin cheats. went back to erikas to say hi to chrissy and kyle. hung out there. ate some OLD ASS food, and then we were off to my house. so erika and i both had 8am's in the morning so she stayed over and slept in my bed. nothing happend. her and i are friends. tyler came down, shit a brick at the sight of erika and i sleeping, SLEEPING, and pretty much indirectly accused me of having sex with her. whatever. im not too worried about it.
so tyler...if youre reading this, if you wanna talk about it like dudes, then im totally down, i think its a little overdue for us to have a chat anyways about some shit, but dont make me feel like youre accusing me of doing shit that i didnt NOR would ever do. i know your past with erika, and thats your business i never asked questions or passed judgement onto you about that or anything else having to do with the female gender. so, if it pissed you off that she was there, sorry man, that wasnt my intention. in fact, there wasnt really an intention at all aside from getting a ride to school in the morning. so if you wanna talk about it, again, im down. if not, thats cool too.
HAPPY ST.PATRICK'S DAY YOU FUCKING MICKS.