Chinglish
England: I brought Hong Kong
China:Hong Kong! You’re finally home aru~! You’ve gotten so big! Ni-ni missed you! Sit, sit, sit! Would you like some tea? Is Jasmine tea okay with you?
HK:...Yeah…Jasmine tea is good…. Thanks.
England: Hey what about me?
China:*Looks with evil eye* Oh, you can just sit somewhere with an empty seat, aru. And no, I don’t have milk and sugar to go with the tea, you tea killer!
England:*grumbling* Bloody cheapskate. *but sips on the tea handed to him anyway*
China:*facing Hong Kong*We have so much to talk about, aru~! How was it being with England, aru? He didn’t abuse you did he? *Hugs Hong Kong tightly, glaring at England*
England: What, he’s grown into a fine young nation!
HK:Hm…he was…nice, I think….Yea…he was *sips on tea* nice.
England: *nods his head* Like I said.
China:*hmphs* I see, I see. That’s good. But you’re glad to be back home right, right, right aru?
HK:*Looks around*…It’s good to be back…I guess.
China:What do you mean you gue…
Korea:*slams door open* Hong Kong! Long time no see! *glomps to Hong Kong*
HK:Hey *sips on tea calmly* Korea
Korea:I missed you Hong Kong! I especially missed how I could grab your vital areas! Now I can own both you and Ni-ni! Yay!
Simultaneously said
England: Hey you, France of Asia, get away from him!
China:What do you mean you own me, aru!
HK:Oh…okay.
*after separating and beating up Korea*
Korea:Hey, hey Hong Kong, I noticed something about you.
HK:Hm…really?
Korea:Yeah! Your eyebrows! They’re all fuzzy like.
China:Huh? What? *Grabs HK and stares at his face before turning to England* England! What did you do to my brother?!
England: What do you mean, what did I do? I didn’t do anything!
China:*Turns HK to face England* Just look at him, aru! He has the same caterpillar eyebrows as you, aru! He use to be handsome like me, aru!
England: Nonsense! Those eyebrows make him a man! Too bad he still has that sissy face of yours, China
China:Aiiieee, don’t you dare call me a sissy, fairy obsessed unicorn boy!
England: Don’t you dare insult my friends! At least they’re real not like your Shina-chan!
China: Aiyah! My Shina-chan makes little kids happy around the world, aru! Just by cooking, you make kids cry!
England: How…why…wha…what are you talking about!
*As England and China threw insult after insult at each other, HK and Korea just sits on the side watching until Korea asks*
Korea: So…Hong Kong, is China the mom and England the dad?
*China and England stares horrified at Korea*
China/England: HUH?!?!?!
Korea: Well, you know Hong Kong looks like both of you and you both raised Hong Kong, so is he like a love child between the both of you?
China/England: Why would I have a child with an idiot like him? Who’s an idiot? Hey stop copying what I say!
China: *Pointing at England* He’s 3000 centuries too young to be even considered MY lover, aru.
England: You’re just an old fart still caught up in the past!
China:My 4000 year old cooking beats yours any day aru!
England: Hmph, I wouldn’t want to eat dogs or cats anyway!
China: Oh and blood pudding is any better, aru?
England: Why you…
*Korea and Hong Kong just stares at China and England’s renewed arguing*
Korea:...Wow, divorced parents, huh? Must’ve been tough for you, Hong Kong.
Hong Kong just smiles into his tea.
The End
Yay you've reached the end! Sorry if there were any OOC.
More A/N
China used "aru" more the more he got agitated
Honestly, I didn't know how to portray Hong Kong. In his profile it said he was the type that people didn't know what he was thinking. Keeping that in mind...I just made him talk less lol.
Like any arguments between friends/siblings, the arugements gets further and further away from the main point lol and that's what happend between China and England.
This is based on a drawing of someone did of how HK looked after living with England but I can't find it! SORRY!
China:Hong Kong! You’re finally home aru~! You’ve gotten so big! Ni-ni missed you! Sit, sit, sit! Would you like some tea? Is Jasmine tea okay with you?
HK:...Yeah…Jasmine tea is good…. Thanks.
England: Hey what about me?
China:*Looks with evil eye* Oh, you can just sit somewhere with an empty seat, aru. And no, I don’t have milk and sugar to go with the tea, you tea killer!
England:*grumbling* Bloody cheapskate. *but sips on the tea handed to him anyway*
China:*facing Hong Kong*We have so much to talk about, aru~! How was it being with England, aru? He didn’t abuse you did he? *Hugs Hong Kong tightly, glaring at England*
England: What, he’s grown into a fine young nation!
HK:Hm…he was…nice, I think….Yea…he was *sips on tea* nice.
England: *nods his head* Like I said.
China:*hmphs* I see, I see. That’s good. But you’re glad to be back home right, right, right aru?
HK:*Looks around*…It’s good to be back…I guess.
China:What do you mean you gue…
Korea:*slams door open* Hong Kong! Long time no see! *glomps to Hong Kong*
HK:Hey *sips on tea calmly* Korea
Korea:I missed you Hong Kong! I especially missed how I could grab your vital areas! Now I can own both you and Ni-ni! Yay!
Simultaneously said
England: Hey you, France of Asia, get away from him!
China:What do you mean you own me, aru!
HK:Oh…okay.
*after separating and beating up Korea*
Korea:Hey, hey Hong Kong, I noticed something about you.
HK:Hm…really?
Korea:Yeah! Your eyebrows! They’re all fuzzy like.
China:Huh? What? *Grabs HK and stares at his face before turning to England* England! What did you do to my brother?!
England: What do you mean, what did I do? I didn’t do anything!
China:*Turns HK to face England* Just look at him, aru! He has the same caterpillar eyebrows as you, aru! He use to be handsome like me, aru!
England: Nonsense! Those eyebrows make him a man! Too bad he still has that sissy face of yours, China
China:Aiiieee, don’t you dare call me a sissy, fairy obsessed unicorn boy!
England: Don’t you dare insult my friends! At least they’re real not like your Shina-chan!
China: Aiyah! My Shina-chan makes little kids happy around the world, aru! Just by cooking, you make kids cry!
England: How…why…wha…what are you talking about!
*As England and China threw insult after insult at each other, HK and Korea just sits on the side watching until Korea asks*
Korea: So…Hong Kong, is China the mom and England the dad?
*China and England stares horrified at Korea*
China/England: HUH?!?!?!
Korea: Well, you know Hong Kong looks like both of you and you both raised Hong Kong, so is he like a love child between the both of you?
China/England: Why would I have a child with an idiot like him? Who’s an idiot? Hey stop copying what I say!
China: *Pointing at England* He’s 3000 centuries too young to be even considered MY lover, aru.
England: You’re just an old fart still caught up in the past!
China:My 4000 year old cooking beats yours any day aru!
England: Hmph, I wouldn’t want to eat dogs or cats anyway!
China: Oh and blood pudding is any better, aru?
England: Why you…
*Korea and Hong Kong just stares at China and England’s renewed arguing*
Korea:...Wow, divorced parents, huh? Must’ve been tough for you, Hong Kong.
Hong Kong just smiles into his tea.
The End
Yay you've reached the end! Sorry if there were any OOC.
More A/N
China used "aru" more the more he got agitated
Honestly, I didn't know how to portray Hong Kong. In his profile it said he was the type that people didn't know what he was thinking. Keeping that in mind...I just made him talk less lol.
Like any arguments between friends/siblings, the arugements gets further and further away from the main point lol and that's what happend between China and England.
This is based on a drawing of someone did of how HK looked after living with England but I can't find it! SORRY!