Jen here you go lol
dw082287: hey miranda
x crazi lover x: hey
dw082287: whats up
x crazi lover x: nm u
dw082287: nothing
dw082287: i just remembered i have an essay due tomorrow
x crazi lover x: lol oo
dw082287: yeah it fucking blows
dw082287: god this really pisses me off
x crazi lover x: ya
dw082287: yeah so today i was hanging out in the middle of the street with my friend
dw082287: and this car drove by
dw082287: so he pushed me in front of it
dw082287: and i broke my arm
x crazi lover x: lol niiiice
x crazi lover x: wat were u doin in the middle of the street
dw082287: this girl wanted to have sex with me and i was like "ewwwww" so she took out her dads gun and told me to get in the middle of the street and if i left the street she would put a cap in my ass
x crazi lover x: lol
x crazi lover x: o
dw082287: yeah
dw082287: are you worried about me?
x crazi lover x: very
x crazi lover x: want me 2 beat her ass?
dw082287: yeah :-\
dw082287: but for tonight i think i'll just cry myself to sleep....
x crazi lover x: im sorry
dw082287: i loved her so much, i mean we met yesterday, but the last 12 hours have seemed like 12 years
x crazi lover x: lol
x crazi lover x: i mean.. oh im sorry
x crazi lover x: thats terrible
x crazi lover x: or would that be awesome
dw082287: i don't know i'm so confused
x crazi lover x: about what
dw082287: i mean all she wants is sex
dw082287: and i am waiting for marriage
x crazi lover x: lmao BULLSHIT
dw082287: haha what?
dw082287: i mean ..
dw082287: :-\...what?
x crazi lover x: you know your first time was on a couch... i mean geez.. you cant lie like that to the art teacher
dw082287: i don't know what i was thinking
dw082287: i'm such a horrible person
x crazi lover x: about
dw082287: lying to her
x crazi lover x: OMG YOU MEAN IT WASNT ON A COUCH AND IT REALLY WAS ON THAT ONE STAIRWAY??
dw082287: stairway?
x crazi lover x: yeah thats what you told jen
dw082287: taht
dw082287: that's not ringing any bells
x crazi lover x: cause you were drunk
x crazi lover x: member like every weekend
dw082287: i don't ever remember talking to jen when i was drunk
x crazi lover x: oh but you did
dw082287: well i don't know what i said but i lost it in my bed.....3 feet behind me....
x crazi lover x: what'd you lose?
dw082287: ummmmm
x crazi lover x: oooo YOUR VIRGINITY???
dw082287: NOOO my PILLOW
x crazi lover x: LIAR!
dw082287: you're little icon is right
x crazi lover x: what
dw082287: "caution i may have blonde moments"
x crazi lover x: oo i dont have blonde moments.. its just a joke.. see.. HAHA
dw082287: yeahhhhh
dw082287: i can see that ;-)
x crazi lover x: see what
dw082287: that you never have any blonde moments
x crazi lover x: oh yeah
x crazi lover x: ur mean im going to bed bye lol
dw082287: no
dw082287: i forbid you from sleeping
x crazi lover x: no i have to sleep
dw082287: not yet you don't
x crazi lover x: yes huhhhhh
dw082287: you need to stay and keep me company
x crazi lover x: no go to bed
dw082287: i can't i have a paper due
x crazi lover x: its something normal people do
dw082287: well thus proves the point
dw082287: that i am far from normal
x crazi lover x: no shut up im sleeping lol bye
dw082287: you can't leave me here all alone, i won't be able to make it on my own
x crazi lover x: lol yeah u will
dw082287: you really don't care about me
dw082287: that girl, she's gonna come kill me if you go to bed
x crazi lover x: no she wont
x crazi lover x: be like jen and randa will shove food in your mouth and you will gain weight so watch out
dw082287: yeah i'm already fat enough
dw082287: don't need any of that
x crazi lover x: the girl you dumb fuck
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then I got this wonderful conversation..
z rylez: ur fuckin stoned
x crazi lover x: no lol
z rylez: whatever
z rylez: sux to be u then
z rylez: im feeling fuckin great
x crazi lover x: yah
z rylez: i got a digi cam now
z rylez: im gonna make a girls gone wild and ur starrin in it
x crazi lover x: lmao oo really now?
z rylez: yea really
z rylez: u get a t-shirt
x crazi lover x: lol awesome whats it guna say
z rylez: i dont know yet
z rylez: but its gonna be cool
x crazi lover x: lol
z rylez: do u want ur face in or not
x crazi lover x: nooo
z rylez: thats what i fugred
z rylez: figured
x crazi lover x: cause im so ugly right
z rylez: no ur a sexy beast
x crazi lover x: lol riiight
z rylez: id want ur face on
z rylez: for ealll
z rylez: reall
z rylez: but i gtg
z rylez: ttyl peace look forward to working with u soon
x crazi lover x: lol cya
x crazi lover x: hey
dw082287: whats up
x crazi lover x: nm u
dw082287: nothing
dw082287: i just remembered i have an essay due tomorrow
x crazi lover x: lol oo
dw082287: yeah it fucking blows
dw082287: god this really pisses me off
x crazi lover x: ya
dw082287: yeah so today i was hanging out in the middle of the street with my friend
dw082287: and this car drove by
dw082287: so he pushed me in front of it
dw082287: and i broke my arm
x crazi lover x: lol niiiice
x crazi lover x: wat were u doin in the middle of the street
dw082287: this girl wanted to have sex with me and i was like "ewwwww" so she took out her dads gun and told me to get in the middle of the street and if i left the street she would put a cap in my ass
x crazi lover x: lol
x crazi lover x: o
dw082287: yeah
dw082287: are you worried about me?
x crazi lover x: very
x crazi lover x: want me 2 beat her ass?
dw082287: yeah :-\
dw082287: but for tonight i think i'll just cry myself to sleep....
x crazi lover x: im sorry
dw082287: i loved her so much, i mean we met yesterday, but the last 12 hours have seemed like 12 years
x crazi lover x: lol
x crazi lover x: i mean.. oh im sorry
x crazi lover x: thats terrible
x crazi lover x: or would that be awesome
dw082287: i don't know i'm so confused
x crazi lover x: about what
dw082287: i mean all she wants is sex
dw082287: and i am waiting for marriage
x crazi lover x: lmao BULLSHIT
dw082287: haha what?
dw082287: i mean ..
dw082287: :-\...what?
x crazi lover x: you know your first time was on a couch... i mean geez.. you cant lie like that to the art teacher
dw082287: i don't know what i was thinking
dw082287: i'm such a horrible person
x crazi lover x: about
dw082287: lying to her
x crazi lover x: OMG YOU MEAN IT WASNT ON A COUCH AND IT REALLY WAS ON THAT ONE STAIRWAY??
dw082287: stairway?
x crazi lover x: yeah thats what you told jen
dw082287: taht
dw082287: that's not ringing any bells
x crazi lover x: cause you were drunk
x crazi lover x: member like every weekend
dw082287: i don't ever remember talking to jen when i was drunk
x crazi lover x: oh but you did
dw082287: well i don't know what i said but i lost it in my bed.....3 feet behind me....
x crazi lover x: what'd you lose?
dw082287: ummmmm
x crazi lover x: oooo YOUR VIRGINITY???
dw082287: NOOO my PILLOW
x crazi lover x: LIAR!
dw082287: you're little icon is right
x crazi lover x: what
dw082287: "caution i may have blonde moments"
x crazi lover x: oo i dont have blonde moments.. its just a joke.. see.. HAHA
dw082287: yeahhhhh
dw082287: i can see that ;-)
x crazi lover x: see what
dw082287: that you never have any blonde moments
x crazi lover x: oh yeah
x crazi lover x: ur mean im going to bed bye lol
dw082287: no
dw082287: i forbid you from sleeping
x crazi lover x: no i have to sleep
dw082287: not yet you don't
x crazi lover x: yes huhhhhh
dw082287: you need to stay and keep me company
x crazi lover x: no go to bed
dw082287: i can't i have a paper due
x crazi lover x: its something normal people do
dw082287: well thus proves the point
dw082287: that i am far from normal
x crazi lover x: no shut up im sleeping lol bye
dw082287: you can't leave me here all alone, i won't be able to make it on my own
x crazi lover x: lol yeah u will
dw082287: you really don't care about me
dw082287: that girl, she's gonna come kill me if you go to bed
x crazi lover x: no she wont
x crazi lover x: be like jen and randa will shove food in your mouth and you will gain weight so watch out
dw082287: yeah i'm already fat enough
dw082287: don't need any of that
x crazi lover x: the girl you dumb fuck
-
then I got this wonderful conversation..
z rylez: ur fuckin stoned
x crazi lover x: no lol
z rylez: whatever
z rylez: sux to be u then
z rylez: im feeling fuckin great
x crazi lover x: yah
z rylez: i got a digi cam now
z rylez: im gonna make a girls gone wild and ur starrin in it
x crazi lover x: lmao oo really now?
z rylez: yea really
z rylez: u get a t-shirt
x crazi lover x: lol awesome whats it guna say
z rylez: i dont know yet
z rylez: but its gonna be cool
x crazi lover x: lol
z rylez: do u want ur face in or not
x crazi lover x: nooo
z rylez: thats what i fugred
z rylez: figured
x crazi lover x: cause im so ugly right
z rylez: no ur a sexy beast
x crazi lover x: lol riiight
z rylez: id want ur face on
z rylez: for ealll
z rylez: reall
z rylez: but i gtg
z rylez: ttyl peace look forward to working with u soon
x crazi lover x: lol cya