You're older than you've ever been...
You're one year older!
One year wiser!
Rock and roll star, king, czar, and a kaiser!
A roomful of friends!
A mouthful of cake!
Every present is for you,
And it feels pretty great!
You're the man of the hour,
The V.I.P.
You get the first slice,
Of the P-I-E,
But first blow out the candles,
And make a wish,
Put a smile on,
'Cause it's your birthday, bitch!
Ah Hesh, what more can I say? Happy Birthday to me. I could probably post some self serving look back on the year and look ahead here, but fuck that, it's my birthday! Woo the middle of the week.
I want to go out and blow some money on something cool. I already picked up a new phone, a Samsung a727. But I needed a new phone anway, so that doesn't really feel like a good gift for myself. Maybe I will do what I always wanted to do and buy like a couple hundred of dollars of scratch and wins. I know I won't though. How about this? Go out and play the lottery. Scrath-offs, Powerball ($103 Million Jackpot), craps in a back alley. Whatever floats you boat. If you win buy yourself something nice. If not, well...there is no, not winning! Go! DO IT!
(Where did my Hesh userpic go? I swear I had one.)
One year wiser!
Rock and roll star, king, czar, and a kaiser!
A roomful of friends!
A mouthful of cake!
Every present is for you,
And it feels pretty great!
You're the man of the hour,
The V.I.P.
You get the first slice,
Of the P-I-E,
But first blow out the candles,
And make a wish,
Put a smile on,
'Cause it's your birthday, bitch!
Ah Hesh, what more can I say? Happy Birthday to me. I could probably post some self serving look back on the year and look ahead here, but fuck that, it's my birthday! Woo the middle of the week.
I want to go out and blow some money on something cool. I already picked up a new phone, a Samsung a727. But I needed a new phone anway, so that doesn't really feel like a good gift for myself. Maybe I will do what I always wanted to do and buy like a couple hundred of dollars of scratch and wins. I know I won't though. How about this? Go out and play the lottery. Scrath-offs, Powerball ($103 Million Jackpot), craps in a back alley. Whatever floats you boat. If you win buy yourself something nice. If not, well...there is no, not winning! Go! DO IT!
(Where did my Hesh userpic go? I swear I had one.)