Lep In The Hood, Came To Do No Good

Mar 18, 2004 01:15

Son of a bitch. My house is under attack. They've defeated our defenses in the kitchen and broke down the door to my bedroom. They are listening to Santana and i can't even close the door to block it out because my roomates knocked it down. Lest ye all be warned...
The HomeBrah's are on the loose!

It's kinda sad, cause one kid is freaking out over his mother's death and really going kind of crazy, i feel bad for him. Another dispute broke out over which LAX (thats how mountain dew would spell it) player has the most "heart." Those bastards just don't know when to quit.

On a side note, I've stolen a flute that belongs to one of the elves of the devil, the Leprechaun himself. I've locked Warwick Davis in a safe and i'm not letting him out until my debut hip hop album hits the charts. In the past three days i have seen a zombie fight a shark, a leprechaun fuck a transexual to death, and a Hari Krishna feast on the corpse of a biker. Something is very wrong with our world. Or very right.

Why didn't they just stop after Space? Isn't it the FINAL frontier? Discuss.
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