The Horse You Came In/On
Just got back from my trip to DC with Jesse, and boy are my arms tired.
Today was National Accident Day on 95 North. Celebrate by swerving onto the shoulder.
This weekend was cool. On Thursday i went to a playground, ate a chili burger and went to the black cat with Emily, Rachael and Kat. We saw Murder by Death and Denali (SO HOT!! her voice makes me want to ejack.) After we went to Sean's house and chilled out a bit. I had an intense Dr. Mario match with Rachael, a true competetor. Chillin with the ladies was hella fun and me and JT left to sleep at Sarah Perry's house.
"It's 12 O'Clock!"
I woke up the rest of the posse and we proceeded to the National Zoo, which was a lot of fun, because a strange old woman offered to let me touch some of her poop. I declined. Upon leaving the zoo i noticed the 100 DOLLAR PARKING TICKET that had been left on my windsheild by one of DC's finest because the road system sucks ass and lanes change at rush hour. At least i didn't get towed. After searching for parking for over an hour, jesse and i gave up and went to rachael's house, where we purchased 40's we never drank. Nothing much happened and we ventured to UMD to meet up with Matt Bryan, Phil, and Dad. We went to bed after a hearty round of DOOM 3 (WHICH IS TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME!!)
The next morning, we all went to the Museum of Natural History and saw dinosaurs, giant sloths, and the most unimpressive diamond in the world. We putzed around for a few hours, then went to Fell's Point in baltimore to buy records and lemonade.
"That's where the guy was stuck under the fence... I KNOW WHERE MY CAR IS!"
Before we went to sleep, we got a call from Rachael and went to an abandoned insane asylum at 4:30 in the morning. This was seriously the creepiest place i have ever seen in my life, including the time i saw your mom's vag. It looked like an abandonded german castle on the side of a mountain. It had turrets and archways and statues and was all abandonded and probably full of zombies. Lights were on in certain rooms throughout the building and floodlights lit up the grounds of the asylum, making entry extra shady. The girl that was our guide had only been there once before and didn't know the place really well and it is right next to a police substation. We searched for an entry to no avail, unless we wanted to climb some rusty pipes and electrical wiring, which we didnt, and we left without going inside, which was a total letdown. I want to go in that fucking building, it was so amazing. There is so much shit i want to do in there, including but not limited to: finding the mortuary, smoking a bowl, playing hide and seek, and having crazy passionate sex. but jesse wasn't down.
The trip was cool, but some shit was a bit of a letdown. i didn't do everything i wanted to do and i am also in debt 100 bucks to the district of columbia, but all in all it was a good trip. I'm glad to be back in Illadelph, though. I don't think philly gets enough credit. Seeing new york and dc, the two culture capitals of the Northeast, was a little disappointing. something about philly is just pure and humble, regardless of its overall dirtyness and crime. Why hasn't anyone written a song about this city yet?
The Fresh Prince theme song DOES NOT COUNT.
Today was National Accident Day on 95 North. Celebrate by swerving onto the shoulder.
This weekend was cool. On Thursday i went to a playground, ate a chili burger and went to the black cat with Emily, Rachael and Kat. We saw Murder by Death and Denali (SO HOT!! her voice makes me want to ejack.) After we went to Sean's house and chilled out a bit. I had an intense Dr. Mario match with Rachael, a true competetor. Chillin with the ladies was hella fun and me and JT left to sleep at Sarah Perry's house.
"It's 12 O'Clock!"
I woke up the rest of the posse and we proceeded to the National Zoo, which was a lot of fun, because a strange old woman offered to let me touch some of her poop. I declined. Upon leaving the zoo i noticed the 100 DOLLAR PARKING TICKET that had been left on my windsheild by one of DC's finest because the road system sucks ass and lanes change at rush hour. At least i didn't get towed. After searching for parking for over an hour, jesse and i gave up and went to rachael's house, where we purchased 40's we never drank. Nothing much happened and we ventured to UMD to meet up with Matt Bryan, Phil, and Dad. We went to bed after a hearty round of DOOM 3 (WHICH IS TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME!!)
The next morning, we all went to the Museum of Natural History and saw dinosaurs, giant sloths, and the most unimpressive diamond in the world. We putzed around for a few hours, then went to Fell's Point in baltimore to buy records and lemonade.
"That's where the guy was stuck under the fence... I KNOW WHERE MY CAR IS!"
Before we went to sleep, we got a call from Rachael and went to an abandoned insane asylum at 4:30 in the morning. This was seriously the creepiest place i have ever seen in my life, including the time i saw your mom's vag. It looked like an abandonded german castle on the side of a mountain. It had turrets and archways and statues and was all abandonded and probably full of zombies. Lights were on in certain rooms throughout the building and floodlights lit up the grounds of the asylum, making entry extra shady. The girl that was our guide had only been there once before and didn't know the place really well and it is right next to a police substation. We searched for an entry to no avail, unless we wanted to climb some rusty pipes and electrical wiring, which we didnt, and we left without going inside, which was a total letdown. I want to go in that fucking building, it was so amazing. There is so much shit i want to do in there, including but not limited to: finding the mortuary, smoking a bowl, playing hide and seek, and having crazy passionate sex. but jesse wasn't down.
The trip was cool, but some shit was a bit of a letdown. i didn't do everything i wanted to do and i am also in debt 100 bucks to the district of columbia, but all in all it was a good trip. I'm glad to be back in Illadelph, though. I don't think philly gets enough credit. Seeing new york and dc, the two culture capitals of the Northeast, was a little disappointing. something about philly is just pure and humble, regardless of its overall dirtyness and crime. Why hasn't anyone written a song about this city yet?
The Fresh Prince theme song DOES NOT COUNT.