Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In February I helped
elroy09 see the light (8 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In March I helped
hippie123098 across the street (6 points). In May I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-700 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
xaviermavier