Meme answers
I figure it's been long enough. If anyone has been curious as to the origins of some of my movie quote meme things, here are the answers:
From the first one:
7. "All dames are alike: they reach down your throat and they can grab your heart, pull it out and they throw it on the floor, step on it with their high heels, spit on it, shove it in the oven and cook the shit out of it. Then they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and serve it to you and then expect you to say, "Thanks, honey, it was delicious."
From Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid. If you've never heard of it, you have now, go watch it.
From the second:
1. "Come on motherfucker! I'm not a defenseless old man! You want this face? Come and get it!"
From Dagon, Lovecraftian b-horror at it's finest.
2. "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be held against you. One nation, indivisible, till death do us part. "
From Wrongfully Accused, probably my favorite Leslie Nielson movie.
3. "I went shopping! You'll love this. All your favorites. Heat-seeking rocket launcher, 400 grams each. I got two. Compressed air missiles. Rip out a tree at 50 yards. Maximum efficiency."
From Wasabi, the best action-mystery-comedy French movie shot in Japan.
4. "I'm a drug dealer." "I bury dead people." "I have a single digit sperm count." "And I'm a naked cheater. I say we go for it. Are you with me? Let's do it. "
From Men With Brooms, a comedy about curling, srsly.
5. "So you're the ones! You're the space aliens who abducted our family pet!"
From Catnapped!, most bizarre kids movie ever.
6. "I kick arse for the Lord!" (Easy, I know, but I had to.)
From Dead Alive (seriously? No one got it?), best line from a martial-arts using priest that beats zombie ass ever.
7. "I need a drink." "You don't drink." "Yeah, but I've been meaning to start."
From UHF, 'nuff said.
10. "It's alright, Andy! It's just bolognaise! "
From Hot Fuzz
11. "God's not supposed to be a hack horror writer."
From In the Mouth of Madness, best John Carpenter movie ever.
13. "I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas."
From Mafia!, last movie Lloyd Bridges last film.
14. "You missed! With a Cannon!"
From Tremors 4, just because I know no one has seen it. =P
From the first one:
7. "All dames are alike: they reach down your throat and they can grab your heart, pull it out and they throw it on the floor, step on it with their high heels, spit on it, shove it in the oven and cook the shit out of it. Then they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and serve it to you and then expect you to say, "Thanks, honey, it was delicious."
From Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid. If you've never heard of it, you have now, go watch it.
From the second:
1. "Come on motherfucker! I'm not a defenseless old man! You want this face? Come and get it!"
From Dagon, Lovecraftian b-horror at it's finest.
2. "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be held against you. One nation, indivisible, till death do us part. "
From Wrongfully Accused, probably my favorite Leslie Nielson movie.
3. "I went shopping! You'll love this. All your favorites. Heat-seeking rocket launcher, 400 grams each. I got two. Compressed air missiles. Rip out a tree at 50 yards. Maximum efficiency."
From Wasabi, the best action-mystery-comedy French movie shot in Japan.
4. "I'm a drug dealer." "I bury dead people." "I have a single digit sperm count." "And I'm a naked cheater. I say we go for it. Are you with me? Let's do it. "
From Men With Brooms, a comedy about curling, srsly.
5. "So you're the ones! You're the space aliens who abducted our family pet!"
From Catnapped!, most bizarre kids movie ever.
6. "I kick arse for the Lord!" (Easy, I know, but I had to.)
From Dead Alive (seriously? No one got it?), best line from a martial-arts using priest that beats zombie ass ever.
7. "I need a drink." "You don't drink." "Yeah, but I've been meaning to start."
From UHF, 'nuff said.
10. "It's alright, Andy! It's just bolognaise! "
From Hot Fuzz
11. "God's not supposed to be a hack horror writer."
From In the Mouth of Madness, best John Carpenter movie ever.
13. "I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas."
From Mafia!, last movie Lloyd Bridges last film.
14. "You missed! With a Cannon!"
From Tremors 4, just because I know no one has seen it. =P