I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.
I hope you all exercised your right to vote in our grand sham election Today. And if not, I hope you were exercising your right not to vote instead of being an apathetic shmuck who thinks their vote doesn't matter and/or a lazy no-goodnick who didn't register to vote.
For those of you who voted, I hope you read up on your propositions, measures, judges, and house/senate representatives before you headed into the polling booths; unlike the majority of people I saw who were obviously reading everything for the very first time and making future changing decisions based on propaganda tactics (some of which would take 30 years to pay off.)
Aside from that, I would like to inform everyone that I have it by word of mouth that The Tavern on Main is giving discount on drinks for anyone who voted, and watching election result coverage on all 20,000 of their big screen TV's in both rooms. Anyone interested feel free to show up at any point tonight.
For those of you who voted, I hope you read up on your propositions, measures, judges, and house/senate representatives before you headed into the polling booths; unlike the majority of people I saw who were obviously reading everything for the very first time and making future changing decisions based on propaganda tactics (some of which would take 30 years to pay off.)
Aside from that, I would like to inform everyone that I have it by word of mouth that The Tavern on Main is giving discount on drinks for anyone who voted, and watching election result coverage on all 20,000 of their big screen TV's in both rooms. Anyone interested feel free to show up at any point tonight.