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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I donated bone marrow to ssgogetajr4 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for awesome_4_u (-10 points). Last Wednesday orchideebleu and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In November I caught a purse-snatcher who stole f_o_t_m's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (264 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
xaverage_joex