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[xauntxjamimax]

ANYTHING WITH A PENIS NEEDS TO FALL TO THEIR DEATH.I'M DONE WITH ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING WITH A PENIS. I HATE MEN. I HATE PENISES. I HATE THE "Y" CHROMOSOME. THEY ALL PISS ME OFF. EXPLAIN TO ME WHY DICKHEADS CAN'T JUST COME OUT AND SAY WHAT THEY MEAN? THIS WOULD AVOID SO MANY PROBLEMS AND OPRAH WOULD JUST BE SOME RANDOM TALK SHOW HOST. BUT NO THEY CAN'T BE THEY HAVE TO BE ASSHOLES AND LEAD PEOPLE ON. I DON'T THINK I WOULD HAVE MINDED SO MUCH EXCEPT HE TOLD ME AFTER I DECIDED TO STICK AROUND EVEN AFTER HIS PARENTS WERE BASTARDS AND WE DECIDED TO WAIT. BUT NO HE DID AND NOW I'M PISSED AND WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH A PENIS. SOME OF THIS IS MY FAULT FOR PICKING A REAL WINNER BUT DON'T BE FOOLED THIS IS STILL ONE OF THOSE REAL ASSHOLE MOMENTS COURTESY OF THE "Y" CHROMOSOME. I QUIT SMOKING FOR THIS KID AND FOR WHAT? I STOPPED BEING SUCH A BITCH. YET IT WAS ALL FOR NAUGHT AND NOW I'M JUST PISSED. THIS WAS LIKE "TAMING OF THE SHREW" EXCEPT THERE IS NO HAPPY ENDING WHERE EVERYONE GETS LAID... THIS IS THE ENDING WHERE I'M PISSED AND GOING TO MASSACRE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING WITH A PENIS. SO THIS IS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF WHY YOU SHOULDN'T CHANGE WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU DO FOR SOMETHING WITH A PENIS. "USE YOUR FINGERS" TO QUOTE HE WHO WON'T BE NAMED. THIS JUST PISSES ME OFF TO NO END I NOW SEE WHY WOMEN KILL MEN AND HAVE LITTLE OR NO REMORSE LATER. HERE'S MY ADVICE:
IF YOU HAVE A PENIS AND YOU PISS ME OFF YOU WILL DIE.
HAVING SEX WILL GET YOU BLOWN OUT AND YOU WILL DIE.
IF YOU TOUCH ME AND YOU HAVE A PENIS YOU WILL DIE.
I'VE BEGUN TO EXCEPT MY FATE AS A CAT LADY. EVEN THOUGH SHEENA SAYS I CAN DO BETTER I DON'T BELIEVE HER AND FRANKLY AT THIS POINT I DON'T EVEN CARE, CAUSE I'M DONE WITH ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING WITH A PENIS. WOW FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME I FEEL THE BITCHINESS RETURNING.
XOXO
AJ