Jun 17, 2004 19:40
If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
also...Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?