Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady
01. can you control what's in your head?
Sort of
02. can you control what's in your pants?
i do my best
03. can you control what's in your heart?
No, that shit just happens, you emo sissy.
04. what's your morning routine?
Wake up late, sit in bed, shower, eat, work
05. something terrible happens, you may only save 1 person. who is it?
Brooke
06. Do you find Big Girls/Guys Sexy?
Idunno, I just like Brooke.
07. What's your preference, canned, frozen or fresh veggies?
fresh
08. Do you do it in the dark or with the lights on?
doesn’t really matter to me
09. which finger do you pick your nose with?
Finger? I use my whole damned hand!
10. What was your first word?
I think it was “dada”
11. whats your favorite sex toy?
Men don’t get sex toys.
12. what do you think you were in your previous life?
I have no idea, but I bet it was something that not a lot of people liked.
13. if you won the lottery ... how would you spend it?
buy a really nice place for me and my boo, then put some in the bank and invest the rest. What, not thrilling enough for you? Fuck you, im financially frugal.
14. if you had all the time in the world, what would you do with it?
Be a bum with Brooke
15. What's the hardest decision you've ever had to make?
Waffles, or pancakes?
16. What is the worst physical pain you have ever felt in your life?
Second degree burns on my head, back, shoulders, neck, and face.
17. if you had a clock that could stop time would you use it and how?
Who knows?
18. What's the worst thing you've ever done to another human being?
Idunno
19. What is your favorite position for sex?
The one where my penis goes in her vagina
20. craziest illegal activity done?
I live by the law sucka.
21. Where do you REALLY see yourself in 10 years?
I don’t think that far ahead
22. Would you ever write an autobiography?
Nah, it would make me seem way to pompous.
23. Earliest memory?
Grammadukes’ house with mom and dad
24. favorite kind of tea?
sprite
25. No,come on,where do you REALLY REALLY see yourself in ten years?
Being immature with my friends and mooning grade school kids.
26. Brand of toothpaste?
Mentadent.
27. George W. Bush is - a great source of comedic material
28. What song is making you tap your foot right now?
The anniversary; all things ordinary
29. When was the last time you threw up?
Who knows?
30. What nickname do you give your significant other, and why is that what you call them?
Boo
31. You can legally carry a weapon for the rest of your life. Which?
Double barreled break action .33 shotgun.
33. why do funny things happen when no ones around?
They don’t, you liar.
34. how many medications for mental illnesses are you currently on?
Waffles and soft baked cookies for missing my boo
36. Karaoke. do you sing or watch?
watch
37. what color undies are you wearing?
Polka dot
38. would you rather die by fire or suffocation?
suffocation
40. Why did you retire *insert piercing here*?
Never pierced anything
41. what medium would you use to tell the story of your life?
An epic movie starring robert downey jr. as me in the height of my edge. isn’t the irony delicious?
43. if you had to lose one of your senses, which would you choose?
Smell.
44. how do you know if you're really in love?
You know, oh you know.
45. Are you an honest person?
I try
46. what brand of cigarettes do you smoke?
I don’t, lame ass.
47. how often do you kill bugs, Murderer?
Depends on the bug. Yeah, I discriminate. What of it?
48. rod stewart... hot or not?
Not after I had to stock 30000000 of his c.d.’s this holiday season.
49. What's the worst injury you've ever gotten?
Two broken wrists and two broken ribs at the same time.
50. do you believe in astrology?
Not really.
im home. it sucks. i want to be back in pennsylvania. i miss brooke. god i hate boston.
love,
xBillx
Sort of
02. can you control what's in your pants?
i do my best
03. can you control what's in your heart?
No, that shit just happens, you emo sissy.
04. what's your morning routine?
Wake up late, sit in bed, shower, eat, work
05. something terrible happens, you may only save 1 person. who is it?
Brooke
06. Do you find Big Girls/Guys Sexy?
Idunno, I just like Brooke.
07. What's your preference, canned, frozen or fresh veggies?
fresh
08. Do you do it in the dark or with the lights on?
doesn’t really matter to me
09. which finger do you pick your nose with?
Finger? I use my whole damned hand!
10. What was your first word?
I think it was “dada”
11. whats your favorite sex toy?
Men don’t get sex toys.
12. what do you think you were in your previous life?
I have no idea, but I bet it was something that not a lot of people liked.
13. if you won the lottery ... how would you spend it?
buy a really nice place for me and my boo, then put some in the bank and invest the rest. What, not thrilling enough for you? Fuck you, im financially frugal.
14. if you had all the time in the world, what would you do with it?
Be a bum with Brooke
15. What's the hardest decision you've ever had to make?
Waffles, or pancakes?
16. What is the worst physical pain you have ever felt in your life?
Second degree burns on my head, back, shoulders, neck, and face.
17. if you had a clock that could stop time would you use it and how?
Who knows?
18. What's the worst thing you've ever done to another human being?
Idunno
19. What is your favorite position for sex?
The one where my penis goes in her vagina
20. craziest illegal activity done?
I live by the law sucka.
21. Where do you REALLY see yourself in 10 years?
I don’t think that far ahead
22. Would you ever write an autobiography?
Nah, it would make me seem way to pompous.
23. Earliest memory?
Grammadukes’ house with mom and dad
24. favorite kind of tea?
sprite
25. No,come on,where do you REALLY REALLY see yourself in ten years?
Being immature with my friends and mooning grade school kids.
26. Brand of toothpaste?
Mentadent.
27. George W. Bush is - a great source of comedic material
28. What song is making you tap your foot right now?
The anniversary; all things ordinary
29. When was the last time you threw up?
Who knows?
30. What nickname do you give your significant other, and why is that what you call them?
Boo
31. You can legally carry a weapon for the rest of your life. Which?
Double barreled break action .33 shotgun.
33. why do funny things happen when no ones around?
They don’t, you liar.
34. how many medications for mental illnesses are you currently on?
Waffles and soft baked cookies for missing my boo
36. Karaoke. do you sing or watch?
watch
37. what color undies are you wearing?
Polka dot
38. would you rather die by fire or suffocation?
suffocation
40. Why did you retire *insert piercing here*?
Never pierced anything
41. what medium would you use to tell the story of your life?
An epic movie starring robert downey jr. as me in the height of my edge. isn’t the irony delicious?
43. if you had to lose one of your senses, which would you choose?
Smell.
44. how do you know if you're really in love?
You know, oh you know.
45. Are you an honest person?
I try
46. what brand of cigarettes do you smoke?
I don’t, lame ass.
47. how often do you kill bugs, Murderer?
Depends on the bug. Yeah, I discriminate. What of it?
48. rod stewart... hot or not?
Not after I had to stock 30000000 of his c.d.’s this holiday season.
49. What's the worst injury you've ever gotten?
Two broken wrists and two broken ribs at the same time.
50. do you believe in astrology?
Not really.
im home. it sucks. i want to be back in pennsylvania. i miss brooke. god i hate boston.
love,
xBillx