I swear professor it was all Sara's fault!
Well I had a DC Electricity test today... Yea... I found out about it when walked into class. So needless to say I have undoubtedly failed this test and that sucks considering 3 of the 5 tests I have taken have been 100s and the other two were 96 and 98. Sara, if I hadn't been chatting the time away with you maybe I would have remembered... Can you live with yourself after this? Yea I'm just kidding.
Anyway, I'm gunna share a little about my life at this suck ass college... Basically this is one of the strictest Christian colleges (just to help you get an idea of how far the stick is up there ass, we can't even dance... on or off campus) and every bastard here is a goody goody straight out of Beavercleaverville USA. I'm like the only person who thinks for hisself and has a realistic perspective on the world. The only good thing here is that everyone is a conservative republican. Their reasons for conservative support may be religious but some just wanna blast some terrorist fucks like me : ). Oh yea another thing that sucks here is that no one is allowed to smoke or drink... on or off campus.... in or out of school... Apparently when I came here I signed a conduct contract... without actually signing anything... but basically it means that I won't smoke, drink, or dance even when I am not in school. Yea the administration here is nothing but a bunch of narly bitches.
Well I'm sitting here totally bored just waiting to go to my electricity lab and I'm thinking... well nothing... I'm fucking bored... If I had anything interesting to think I probably wouldn't be writing in my new journal (props to Sara). Oh I just thought of another reason I hate Texas and this college... I just can't stand living in a place where the most outstanding geographic feature is the HORIZON!
Oh I just had some funny ideas... Here's a little list of things you DON'T see in life:
- A puppet with a hard-on
- A butterfly with a swastika design
- The latin word for douche bad
- Someone defecating in church
- A junkie with leisure time
- A seriel killer with a light-up bow tie
- A mom and pop steel mill
- A shot glass full of carrot juice
- A bum with matching luggage
- Really interesting twins
- Condoms with lil pictures of the saints on them
- Two homosexuals who own a bait shop
- A pimp with a low profit margin
- A Rolls-Royce that's more than 50 percent primer
OK that's enought stupidity for one entry... I'll talk to who ever is reading this shit later. Oh yea and good luck at the mall Sara!
Anyway, I'm gunna share a little about my life at this suck ass college... Basically this is one of the strictest Christian colleges (just to help you get an idea of how far the stick is up there ass, we can't even dance... on or off campus) and every bastard here is a goody goody straight out of Beavercleaverville USA. I'm like the only person who thinks for hisself and has a realistic perspective on the world. The only good thing here is that everyone is a conservative republican. Their reasons for conservative support may be religious but some just wanna blast some terrorist fucks like me : ). Oh yea another thing that sucks here is that no one is allowed to smoke or drink... on or off campus.... in or out of school... Apparently when I came here I signed a conduct contract... without actually signing anything... but basically it means that I won't smoke, drink, or dance even when I am not in school. Yea the administration here is nothing but a bunch of narly bitches.
Well I'm sitting here totally bored just waiting to go to my electricity lab and I'm thinking... well nothing... I'm fucking bored... If I had anything interesting to think I probably wouldn't be writing in my new journal (props to Sara). Oh I just thought of another reason I hate Texas and this college... I just can't stand living in a place where the most outstanding geographic feature is the HORIZON!
Oh I just had some funny ideas... Here's a little list of things you DON'T see in life:
- A puppet with a hard-on
- A butterfly with a swastika design
- The latin word for douche bad
- Someone defecating in church
- A junkie with leisure time
- A seriel killer with a light-up bow tie
- A mom and pop steel mill
- A shot glass full of carrot juice
- A bum with matching luggage
- Really interesting twins
- Condoms with lil pictures of the saints on them
- Two homosexuals who own a bait shop
- A pimp with a low profit margin
- A Rolls-Royce that's more than 50 percent primer
OK that's enought stupidity for one entry... I'll talk to who ever is reading this shit later. Oh yea and good luck at the mall Sara!