The Mpreg Family

[xaritomene]

...No, not THAT kind of family. ^_^ I don't have two fathers. BUT my mpreg fic which some of you may have read, "Magic, Marriage and Mayhem" - which, should anyone be interested, can be found here - has accrued... yes, that's right... family members.

It all started way back when - about a month ago in fact ^_^ - when the fragrant and lovely doomcanary was

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[wickednotevil]

Or jam could always go the Sirius Black route of godparenting: getting thrown in prison and breaking out 13 years later. I can already see the headlines...*evil sniggle*

Please tell me I'm from the other side of the family than d00m. She's a dominatrix. Being married to her would be like signing up for a long life of BDSM and the phrase 'Yes, Mistress' ;P

[xaritomene]

*laughs* I WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT HAPPEN. Except, it kind of makes me Petunia Dursley, and, um, no thanks. ^_^

YOU ARE. THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED TO SAY YOU ARE. *grin* Though I'm sure that if the occasion called for it, you would be able to say "Yes Mistress" with huuuge style. *leaps out of smacking range*

[wickednotevil]

It's a good thing I can't reach you, pest! *pokes at you with cane to make up for it*
I am not the type to be collared. As far as sex!tree politics go, I'd be Edwin with his sneaky plans. d00m's an aberation *coughsUthercoughs*

You could be Remus. Make it an AU!alternative family ;P

[xaritomene]

*laughs* *is delighted to be out of range*

It's funny, I'm not actually sure - after all this - what relation *I* am to this fic! Mother?! Your AU!Alternative family is a good idea, but then I have to turn into a monster every month.

I have friends who say that already happens.

...They're not alive anymore.

sex!tree politics, hmm...? Although I'm no relation to the sex!tree at all - not even a small sapling! *cough*bad joke*cough* - I'd probably be Arthur. TOTALLY confused but enjoying all the same...

[wickednotevil]

You're an evil evil child *glares*

It is your baby, so technically...Continuing the HP AU seems unfair now, unless you've got your Severus picked out, dear dead Lily ;P
(...and that's not creepy at all...)

All it would take is just one pwp from the...kinkier end of the pairing scale. We make membership easy ;) Arthur has hidden depths, I'm sure. Somewhere *g*

[wickednotevil]

Research purposes. *blinks* You know, I've heard some fairly out there excuses in my life, but that...Stick to what you're good at- corrupting the innocent and peddling porn.

I have visions of you lurking in corners. For some reason in my visions you're a spy, wanted in 3 countries and always escaping the death penalty by the skin of your teeth.

[xaritomene]

OMG YOU ACTUALLY *ARE* NOW SIRIUS BLACK!!!

...quite how my magical gay babies story became the centre of a Harry Potter AU, I have no idea, but THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHY I LOVE MY F-LIST. *huggles you all till your eyes pop out*

[xaritomene]

*giggles madly* THAT'S THE BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD EVER. ALL OF US WOULD BE THE MOST DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY *EVAR*...

I will love you forever if you can write that story AND somehow introduce Merlin and Arthur. *hints so heavily she knocks herself out*

[xaritomene]

YES YOU HAVE. ONLY GOD CAN HELP YOU NOOOOOW!!!

(I love you so hard for this!!!)

ISN'T SUFFERING THROUGH THE MPREG WORTH IT FOR A FIC LIKE THAT!?

[xaritomene]

IDK either, but I love you for it!!! That is possibly the best idea I've heard for WEEKS.

Have I said recently that I adore you?

OMG CAN THE MAD FAMILY OFFER TO BABY-SIT AND THEN TALK REALLY LEWDLY ABOUT WHAT MERLIN AND ARTHUR CAN DO WITH THEIR "ALONE TIME"?!

Not to mention "You don't know us!"

"Well, what about that time with the leather straps? I know what you did to poor Merlin with those, Arthur!"

*grin* We're both mad, and this is why I love our fandom...