Fanfiction Masterlist
This is a comprehensive list of all the fanfiction I've written; even the embarrassing stuff. ^_^ Please be aware that it is fairly evenly split between fic here on livejournal and on fanfiction.net.
Multi-Chapter
Just Turn Around, co-written with xrysomou. COMPLETE, multi-chapter, slash: Nick/Tyson, NC-17
'It started with a simple headache.' 'It started with a simple headache' - or, Tyson is sick, but that doesn't mean he's in a rush to tell anyone. Not even the people who really should know.
Songs from the Sparkle Lounge, co-written with xrysomou. WIP, multi-chapter, slash: Nick/Tyson, NC-17
Tyson is a stripper, and Nick is his accidental client brought to his club by a well-meaning friend for his birthday. Things escalate (horribly) from there.
Oneshots
Arguments in the Key of Reason: co-written with xrysomou, COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson(/Gabe Saporta), NC-17
Nick and Ty are in love and have been forever - they just need a helping hand in the right direction. And Gabe... well, Gabe's always been handsy handy.
Taken Where You Want To Go: co-written with xrysomou, COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, NC-17
It's ludicrous that Tyson would mumble it, but he tries to anyway, and he kind of stumbles over his words, lips numb with alcohol as he tries to lower his voice. "Yeah, and I was just thinking. Best sex has been when someone held me down."
Sun, Moon and Starlit Sky, co written with xrysomou. COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, PG-13
Nick and Tyson aren't given to open displays of affection, but who needs open displays of affection when you've got pet names?
You've Been Framed: co-written with xrysomou. COMPLETE, gen or pre-slash: Nick/Tyson, G
Tyson has a bit of an obsession with Nick's glasses, but he never meant to break them. Scrambling to get back into someone's good graces is less fun when they can't really see it...
Four Lives Tyson Ritter Never Had and Never Missed (and one he did), COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, PG-13
Tyson knew it was going to be a bad day when he woke up in a bed he didn't recognise next to a girl he didn't know with no idea where or even when he was.
Touching The Sky, COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, PG
"No one noticed immediately when Tyson’s glitter-phase ended..." Or, in which Tyson changes the habits of a lifetime because he has newer, shinier ones now.
All Pleasures Fancies Be, COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, PG
The fact is, the plain fact is - Tyson loves Nick more than Nick loves Tyson.
Tomb With A View, COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, PG-13
Vampire!fic. "Tyson and Nick had been playing some downtown bar in New York way back when... Tyson had gone off with some other guy after their set and had come back dazed, confused and vampiric." Or, vampirism isn't sexy, except when it really, really is. Things just get a little skewed along the way.
Checkers, Not Chess, COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, PG-13. Written for bandomrarepair
Everyone knows that Tyson depends on touch; he can't help it. So when he stops touching Nick at all? Bad sign.
Black Moods and Misunderstandings COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, PG
Five possible reasons for the Twitter bust up of the past day or so, and a little fictional light at the end of the fake tunnel. (Details of the fight can be found in a link in the story info.)
Hardcore Wizardry: COMPLETE, pre-slash: Nick/Tyson, G
Prince Nickolas seemed to have infinite patience which his tall, gangly manservant - but evidently, today it had been exhausted.
Possessed By Colour: COMPLETE, one-shot, (pre-)slash: Nick/Tyson, PG. Written for bandom_100.
Tyson emotionalises colour - that is, he associates certain feelings with certain colours in his head. He doesn’t know whether it’s some kind of psychological thing to help him deal with them, or whatever, he’s just always done it, that’s the way it is. And it sure does make the inside of his head a prettier place to be sometimes.
In parts by colour: Blue - Red - Black - White - Green - Grey - Orange - Khaki - Bronze - Silver - Gold
These are all cuts to one entry; if you want to read all of them, just click on the first link.
Feelin' Good, COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, PG
Nick and Tyson are crushing on each other, and when they look back on things, they'll blame the summer heat for the way they were both totally, totally oblivious to each other's ridiculous crush.
Music With Rocks In: COMPLETE, gen, G
When Tyson and Nick were younger, they had plans to take over the world. The plan's changed, but the goals are still the same.
Rhyming in the Key of Magic: (currently) COMPLETE, gen, PG
Bandom/Harry Potter Crossover: Tyson thought the letter he got was a joke, until he actually arrived at Hogwarts. The entire thing was mad, strange, insane - and yet, he somehow managed to enjoy himself along the way.
Most Delicious Poison (And You're the Cure, Too), COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, Light R
Teenage boys making out; Nick and Tyson are eighteen and sixteen respectively, it's the summer before Nick goes off to college, and the band is kind of nascent right now. But that mostly takes a back seat to the kissing.
Serenade, COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, G. Written for schmoop_bingo
Tyson has a cunning plan to win Nick over, though unfortunately, it looks quite a lot like their normal interactions, and Nick is not racing to get with the program.
Most Delicious Poison (And You're the Cure, Too), COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, Light R
Teenage boys making out. Nick and Tyson are eighteen and sixteen respectively, it's the summer before Nick goes off to college, and the band is kind of nascent right now. But that mostly takes a back seat to the kissing.
The Internet Is For...: co-written with xrysomou. COMPLETE, slash: Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas (The Academy Is.../Jonas Brothers), PG
"So... the internet says we should be gay boyfriends. What say you?"
Sunnyside Up: co-written with xrysomou. COMPLETE, slash: Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas (The Academy Is.../Jonas Brothers), Hard R
Mike didn't go out with the intention of picking up some drunken kid, but sometimes things just happen that way.
A Fairly Honourable Defeat: co-written with xrysomou. COMPLETE, slash: Gabe Saporta/William Beckett/Travis McCoy, NC-17
Giant PWP warning. "It starts with a chrysanthemum."
Incentive, COMPLETE, slash: Frank/Gerard (My Chemical Romance), PG-13. Written for bandomvalentine
Gerard's sleeping habits are crap, and Frank desperately wants a good night's sleep. Clearly, some positive reinforcement is in order.
Company in a Crowd: COMPLETE, slash: Travis/Bill/Gabe (Gym Class Heroes/The Academy Is.../Cobra Starship), G
Their relationship's unconventional. None of them give a damn.
Constellations: COMPLETE, Gabe/Bill (Cobra Starship/The Academy Is...), G
Gabe tries to make a big, romantic gesture, complete with stars. The gesture is kind of a flop, but the rest of the night pans out pretty well.
Ships in the Night: COMPLETE, slash: Mikeyway/Mike Kennerty (My Chemical Romance/The All-American Rejects), G
Mikey just wants a bit of goddamn peace in the mad rush of Warped Tour. With what feels like hundreds of other bands around, though, peace is a hard-won commodity.
Above and Beyond, COMPLETE, gen, My Chemical Romance
Mikey's gotten pretty good at following where Gerard leads. He just never thought his brother would lead him here. Ficlet for their The Ghost of You vid.
Reverie, COMPLETE, Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas (The Academy Is.../Jonas Brothers), G. Written for schmoop_bingo
"Mike’s arm is wrapped around his waist, his face buried in the crook of Kevin’s shoulder, and Kevin feels an uncontrollable wave of fondness for him, tenderness, almost, if Mike was the kind of guy who inspired tenderness. He isn’t, but Kevin is definitely the sort of guy who feels it, so Mike will just have to deal with it."
Rough Edges, COMPLETE, Frank/Gerard (My Chemical Romance), G. Written for schmoop_bingo
Party Poison gets sunburn and Frank volunteers to deal with the after-effects.
Gen: Multi-Chapter
An Object Lesson COMPLETE, PG-13
Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were?
Hell Is Other People WIP, R for violence and mature themes
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of selfsufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as 'different'.
In Loco Parentis WIP, PG-13
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Attempt WIP, R for mature themes, WARNINGS: suicidal themes
Aged 16, things have gone very badly for Alex Rider. And, the way he sees it, there's only one way to set things right. NOT a death-fic... but it was a close run thing.
Sub Zero WIP, OMC, PG-13
Alex is partnered with another boy, a 16 year old who thinks his age makes him better than Alex. When the two of them are put in the field, however, how is he going to cope?
An Earthly Child WIP, gen, crossover, PG-13
Doctor Who/Alex Rider crossover. During a mission that's getting increasingly weird, Alex meets an even weirder stranger. The Doctor, mourning an old companion, meets a strange boy. The Doctor, plus Alex? Good Lord.
Talent WIP, gen, crossover, PG, hiatus
Harry Potter/Alex Rider Crossover. Aged eleven, Alex Rider receives a very special letter. How will this change things for our favourite teenage spy?
A Fairy's Tale WIP, crack, G, hiatus
Alex Rider, The Fairy Tale. Oh, c'mon, it was bound to happen sometime...
In Perpetua WIP, G, hiatus
MARY SUE PARODY. Jessica Emerald LumleyPartington is a very special girl. And poor, poor Alex Rider is about to find out just how special she is.
A Working Day WIP, G, hiatus
AU. John and Helen Rider escaped Scorpia, and lived. John still works for MI6... but now he has bigger problems to deal with. Like, this Take Your Child to Work Day, for Father and Son, arranged by Alex's school. Chaos, anyone?
Gen: Oneshots
Death By Blunt Instrument COMPLETE, hiatus
Some are born cold, others achieve coldness, and some have coldness thrust upon them. But which one is Alan Blunt?
Dead Embarrassing COMPLETE, R for mature themes
For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject.
Crowning Moment, COMPLETE, G
Written for a prompt - 'Alex meets the Queen'. At the end of an unusual assignment, Alex gets slightly more of a reward than normal.
Unknown Element COMPLETE, crossover, G
Alex Rider/X-men Crossover. Alex is sent undercover into Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. Well, he's plenty gifted. And maybe in ways unexpected by even himself.
Survival Technique, (currently) COMPLETE, PG-13 (for potentially disturbing themes).A series of drabbles based on prompts from alexrider100.
Alex has developed techniques for getting through this. He is going to survive this if it kills him.
Slash: Various Pairings: Multi-Chapter
A Civil Partnership WIP, eventual slash: Alex/Yassen, R
MI6 take things a step too far with Alex, then send him to New York for his latest assignment. We all knew Alex's 'teenage rebellion' stage would be impressive. But add in Yassen Gregorovich, and the results are... explosive.
Tangled Web Woven WIP, pairing: Alex/Yassen, WARNINGS: dub-con, NC-17
Wanting this man was incredibly dangerous, Yassen knew, for so many reasons - but desire rarely ever listened to reason.
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy WIP, pairing: Alex/James Sprintz, PG-13
Set after Point Blanc. Starting any relationship is always awkward, and for Alex, who has to hide so much of himself from people, it's doubly difficult. It's easy to see why someone who knows about him is so attractive...
Slash: Various Pairings: Oneshots
Statutory COMPLETE, one-shot, pairing: Alex/Wolf, PG-13
(translation: fic originally by Isil)
Alex is irresistible, and poor Wolf is damned.
Security COMPLETE, oneshot, pairing: Alex/Wolf, R
Wolf never expected a relationship with Alex Rider to be so... comfortable.
Spies, Lies and Confusion COMPLETE, crack, crossover, pairing: Wolf/Alex/Yassen, R
Blink-and-you'll miss it Alex Rider/James Bond crossover, and dedicated to Silver Queen. Yassen Gregorovich was probably the last person Wolf had been expecting to see in his kitchen.
Questionable COMPLETE, pairing: Yassen/John, EXPLICIT slash and het, hard R
Sometimes, John just found it too difficult to choose. And then the choice was made for him.
Protection Detail, COMPLETE, pairing: Alex/Tom, PG-13
Tom reminds Alex of all the ways being human, being alive is a great thing. And Alex repays him by making sure he stays alive.
Afterglow, COMPLETE, Alex/Eagle, NC-17
Alex is newly returned from a mission and enjoying being alive - Eagle is part of that enjoyment.
TLC (The "Tough Love" Cure), COMPLETE, Alex/Wolf, G. Written for schmoop_bingo
Alex is a terrible patient, and Wolf is a worse nurse, but somehow, they get through it. Just like always.
Crazy Love, COMPLETE, Alex/Wolf, G. Written for schmoop_bingo
Wolf intended his courtship to be sweet and traditional. Unfortunately, he's never really been good at either.
Misc Drabbles
(can all be found archived at ami_n_von, a drabble community for Von and me)
What's In a Name?, COMPLETE, drabble, ILP-verse, G
Eagle wants to know why Alex never calls them by anything but their codenames, but this devolves pretty quickly into just teasing him.
Happy Christmas to All, COMPLETE, drabble, ILP-verse, G
Alex is still living with Wolf when Christmas rolls round - he just wasn't actually expecting to celebrate it...
When in Rexacoricofallapatorius... COMPLETE, drabble, Earthly Child-verse, G
Alex and the Doctor travel to a distant planet and Alex is taken in by the locals.
Something Like That COMPLETE, drabble, stand-alone, PG-13
For once, Alex doesn't bounce back after a mission, but for once, there's someone there who understands.
A Little More Conversation COMPLETE, drabble, ILP-verse, PG
Wolf and Snake talk about Alex coming to live with Wolf, and Wolf starts to notice a few of the more obvious issues in Alex's life.
Multi-chaptered
Magic, Marriage and Mayhem WIP, MPREG, PG
Uther warns Arthur about his dalliance with his servant, and reminds him that Camelot will need an heir. Well, it looks like that's not a problem any more...
The Boyfriend WIP, PG-13
Desperate to get over his feelings for Merlin, Arthur assigns him to a new knight at Court, Sir Gawain, only to watch helplessly as Gawain and Merlin get on far too well. Even with Morgana's help, winning Merlin back doesn't turn out to be as easy as Arthur had hoped.
Come Gladly Away WIP, PG-13
Merlin was banished from Camelot five years ago, after an incident revealed his magic - no one has heard of him since. Arthur is now King, and he wants him back.
Tis a Pity He's a Whore COMPLETE, written for reel_merlin, NC-17
Based on "Pretty Woman". Arthur is a rich business man - Merlin is the down-on-his-luck hooker he picks up almost by accident one night. Things Happen Between Them - and not just the things Arthur paid for.
Merlinella COMPLETE, written for reel_merlin, PG
Based on "Cinderella". Merlin, Gwen and Morgana have been "apprenticed" by Nimueh, but when Merlin falls into her bad books, he has to work as a servant in a house where he was previously a favoured member of the household. When Merlin hears of Nimueh's plan to enact some kind of revenge on the King through the King's son, he does everything he can to make sure this prince stays safe. Even if that does mean appearing the these balls as a girl and disappearing at midnight...
In This Together, COMPLETE, written for reel_merlin,G
Based on "High School Musical". Traditionally the Pendragon men spent New Year at home, practicing a little fencing, eating some pizza, maybe watching their neighbour's fireworks.
Popping Merlin's Cherry: Part the First SERIES, written for popping_merlin with acetamide, NC-17
Merlin: sexing up fruit, one type at a time.
One-Shots
Solstice, NC-17
Merlin is lonely and miserable; Arthur cheers him up in his own, unique way.
Hold Hard written for kinkme_merlin, NC-17
Arthur just loves to fuck Merlin open, till he is dripping and too sore to even sit up.
Cafall, NC-17
Merlin has adopted a dog, which in turn, adopts Arthur. Angst and then sex ensue.
A Certain Slant of Sunlight DISTURBING THEMES, PG-13
Uther is dead, Arthur can't think straight, and Merlin knows exactly how things should go.
A King and His Warlock written for thefuturefest, G
In response to the prompt: King Arthur and his trusted Court Physician, Merlin, share a moment of gentle domesticity.
Creeping Over Your Skin written for thefuturefest, PG
Merlin grows a beard; and if he likes it, he must be the only person in Camelot.
A Night To Remember written for merlin_advent, PG-13/light R
Every year, Camelot has a feast to celebrate the start of Advent, and the servants have to do something - special. Merlin disapproves of this, but the forfeit is much worse; sadly, when he for once does what he's told, people's approval is a little too - tactile.
Four Moments In Merlin and Arthur's Friendship..., COMPLETE, PG-13. written for merlin_santa 2009.
Merlin and Arthur’s friendship, a series of snapshots over the years.
Set Upon The Western Ways, COMPLETE, R. Written for merlin_santa 2010.
Arthur's just had a bad break up - he just wants to drink himself into forgetfulness. He's really not expecting to drink himself into remembrance. Modern!AU
Raise Heaven, COMPLETE, NC-17. Written for lies_d, who won a fic from me at help_japan
When Merlin needs money, he tries the oldest trick in the book to get it. Arthur disapproves, but he's not above taking advantage of it. (And it all turns out alright in the end, anyway.)
Gen/Pre-Slash
A Tactical Exercise of Non-Violent Warfare Written for merlinadvent. COMPLETE, one-shot
Merlin accidentally starts a snowball fight and brings about some Christmas cheer for all the family.
Patience, COMPLETE, PG, written for helva2260, who won a fic from me at help_japan
In the aftermath of the events of The Last Dragonlord, Merlin asks to go back to Ealdor, to break the news of Balinor's death to his mother. Arthur is left wondering what on earth is going on in Merlin's mind, and how he can get to the bottom of the mystery.
The Same Page COMPLETE, one-shot, pairing: Colin/Bradley, DUB-CON, EXPLICIT, written for kinkme_merlin
Contrary to expectations, it is Colin who is all-talk and virginal, and Bradley who callously fucks him for recreation.
Better Things Ahead WIP, INCEST, slash: Peter/Edmund
Edmund and Peter struggle slowly towards love and a fulfilling relationship. They really don't make it easy for themselves...
Sealed COMPLETE, one-shot, INCEST, slash: Peter/Edmund
Peter really doesn't care who kisses Edmund, because no one else will ever be as right for him as Peter is.
Study In Technicolour COMPLETE, one-shot, gen
In the end, it was only Edmund who kept a full remembrance of the whole of their first childhood.
A Miracle Waiting To Happen COMPLETE, one-shot, MPREG, technically gen.
Sam's expecting. Dean wasn't. Or, in which Sam's deus ex machina takes the form of a rather unexpected, rather special baby and Dean is Not At All Happy.
Please see Our Fanfiction Masterlist on xari_xryso_fic for everything co-written with xrysomou, including our bandombigbang fic and our long AAR RPS. ^_^
- All-American Rejects Fanfiction (RPS):
Multi-Chapter
Just Turn Around, co-written with xrysomou. COMPLETE, multi-chapter, slash: Nick/Tyson, NC-17
'It started with a simple headache.' 'It started with a simple headache' - or, Tyson is sick, but that doesn't mean he's in a rush to tell anyone. Not even the people who really should know.
- Can be found in full, without chapters, here at Archive of Our Own.
Songs from the Sparkle Lounge, co-written with xrysomou. WIP, multi-chapter, slash: Nick/Tyson, NC-17
Tyson is a stripper, and Nick is his accidental client brought to his club by a well-meaning friend for his birthday. Things escalate (horribly) from there.
Oneshots
Arguments in the Key of Reason: co-written with xrysomou, COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson(/Gabe Saporta), NC-17
Nick and Ty are in love and have been forever - they just need a helping hand in the right direction. And Gabe... well, Gabe's always been handsy handy.
Taken Where You Want To Go: co-written with xrysomou, COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, NC-17
It's ludicrous that Tyson would mumble it, but he tries to anyway, and he kind of stumbles over his words, lips numb with alcohol as he tries to lower his voice. "Yeah, and I was just thinking. Best sex has been when someone held me down."
Sun, Moon and Starlit Sky, co written with xrysomou. COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, PG-13
Nick and Tyson aren't given to open displays of affection, but who needs open displays of affection when you've got pet names?
- Also here at Archive of Our Own.
You've Been Framed: co-written with xrysomou. COMPLETE, gen or pre-slash: Nick/Tyson, G
Tyson has a bit of an obsession with Nick's glasses, but he never meant to break them. Scrambling to get back into someone's good graces is less fun when they can't really see it...
Four Lives Tyson Ritter Never Had and Never Missed (and one he did), COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, PG-13
Tyson knew it was going to be a bad day when he woke up in a bed he didn't recognise next to a girl he didn't know with no idea where or even when he was.
- Can be found in full, without chapters, here at Archive of Our Own.
Touching The Sky, COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, PG
"No one noticed immediately when Tyson’s glitter-phase ended..." Or, in which Tyson changes the habits of a lifetime because he has newer, shinier ones now.
- Also here at Archive of Our Own.
All Pleasures Fancies Be, COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, PG
The fact is, the plain fact is - Tyson loves Nick more than Nick loves Tyson.
- Also here at Archive of Our Own.
Tomb With A View, COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, PG-13
Vampire!fic. "Tyson and Nick had been playing some downtown bar in New York way back when... Tyson had gone off with some other guy after their set and had come back dazed, confused and vampiric." Or, vampirism isn't sexy, except when it really, really is. Things just get a little skewed along the way.
- Also here at Archive of Our Own.
Checkers, Not Chess, COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, PG-13. Written for bandomrarepair
Everyone knows that Tyson depends on touch; he can't help it. So when he stops touching Nick at all? Bad sign.
- Also here at Archive of Our Own.
Black Moods and Misunderstandings COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, PG
Five possible reasons for the Twitter bust up of the past day or so, and a little fictional light at the end of the fake tunnel. (Details of the fight can be found in a link in the story info.)
- Also here at Archive of Our Own.
Hardcore Wizardry: COMPLETE, pre-slash: Nick/Tyson, G
Prince Nickolas seemed to have infinite patience which his tall, gangly manservant - but evidently, today it had been exhausted.
Possessed By Colour: COMPLETE, one-shot, (pre-)slash: Nick/Tyson, PG. Written for bandom_100.
Tyson emotionalises colour - that is, he associates certain feelings with certain colours in his head. He doesn’t know whether it’s some kind of psychological thing to help him deal with them, or whatever, he’s just always done it, that’s the way it is. And it sure does make the inside of his head a prettier place to be sometimes.
In parts by colour: Blue - Red - Black - White - Green - Grey - Orange - Khaki - Bronze - Silver - Gold
These are all cuts to one entry; if you want to read all of them, just click on the first link.
Feelin' Good, COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, PG
Nick and Tyson are crushing on each other, and when they look back on things, they'll blame the summer heat for the way they were both totally, totally oblivious to each other's ridiculous crush.
Music With Rocks In: COMPLETE, gen, G
When Tyson and Nick were younger, they had plans to take over the world. The plan's changed, but the goals are still the same.
Rhyming in the Key of Magic: (currently) COMPLETE, gen, PG
Bandom/Harry Potter Crossover: Tyson thought the letter he got was a joke, until he actually arrived at Hogwarts. The entire thing was mad, strange, insane - and yet, he somehow managed to enjoy himself along the way.
- Outline of More
Chat-fic outline. Be warned!
Most Delicious Poison (And You're the Cure, Too), COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, Light R
Teenage boys making out; Nick and Tyson are eighteen and sixteen respectively, it's the summer before Nick goes off to college, and the band is kind of nascent right now. But that mostly takes a back seat to the kissing.
Serenade, COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, G. Written for schmoop_bingo
Tyson has a cunning plan to win Nick over, though unfortunately, it looks quite a lot like their normal interactions, and Nick is not racing to get with the program.
Most Delicious Poison (And You're the Cure, Too), COMPLETE, slash: Nick/Tyson, Light R
Teenage boys making out. Nick and Tyson are eighteen and sixteen respectively, it's the summer before Nick goes off to college, and the band is kind of nascent right now. But that mostly takes a back seat to the kissing.
- Misc Bandom Fics and Ficlets (RPS):
The Internet Is For...: co-written with xrysomou. COMPLETE, slash: Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas (The Academy Is.../Jonas Brothers), PG
"So... the internet says we should be gay boyfriends. What say you?"
Sunnyside Up: co-written with xrysomou. COMPLETE, slash: Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas (The Academy Is.../Jonas Brothers), Hard R
Mike didn't go out with the intention of picking up some drunken kid, but sometimes things just happen that way.
A Fairly Honourable Defeat: co-written with xrysomou. COMPLETE, slash: Gabe Saporta/William Beckett/Travis McCoy, NC-17
Giant PWP warning. "It starts with a chrysanthemum."
Incentive, COMPLETE, slash: Frank/Gerard (My Chemical Romance), PG-13. Written for bandomvalentine
Gerard's sleeping habits are crap, and Frank desperately wants a good night's sleep. Clearly, some positive reinforcement is in order.
Company in a Crowd: COMPLETE, slash: Travis/Bill/Gabe (Gym Class Heroes/The Academy Is.../Cobra Starship), G
Their relationship's unconventional. None of them give a damn.
Constellations: COMPLETE, Gabe/Bill (Cobra Starship/The Academy Is...), G
Gabe tries to make a big, romantic gesture, complete with stars. The gesture is kind of a flop, but the rest of the night pans out pretty well.
Ships in the Night: COMPLETE, slash: Mikeyway/Mike Kennerty (My Chemical Romance/The All-American Rejects), G
Mikey just wants a bit of goddamn peace in the mad rush of Warped Tour. With what feels like hundreds of other bands around, though, peace is a hard-won commodity.
Above and Beyond, COMPLETE, gen, My Chemical Romance
Mikey's gotten pretty good at following where Gerard leads. He just never thought his brother would lead him here. Ficlet for their The Ghost of You vid.
Reverie, COMPLETE, Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas (The Academy Is.../Jonas Brothers), G. Written for schmoop_bingo
"Mike’s arm is wrapped around his waist, his face buried in the crook of Kevin’s shoulder, and Kevin feels an uncontrollable wave of fondness for him, tenderness, almost, if Mike was the kind of guy who inspired tenderness. He isn’t, but Kevin is definitely the sort of guy who feels it, so Mike will just have to deal with it."
Rough Edges, COMPLETE, Frank/Gerard (My Chemical Romance), G. Written for schmoop_bingo
Party Poison gets sunburn and Frank volunteers to deal with the after-effects.
- Alex Rider Fanfiction:
Gen: Multi-Chapter
An Object Lesson COMPLETE, PG-13
Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were?
- Sequel: Case Study WIP, eventual slash: Wolf/Alex, hiatus
Wolf and Alex are partners, but even the best partnerships have to start somewhere. Their beginning just isn't as good as it could have been...
Hell Is Other People WIP, R for violence and mature themes
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of selfsufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as 'different'.
In Loco Parentis WIP, PG-13
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Attempt WIP, R for mature themes, WARNINGS: suicidal themes
Aged 16, things have gone very badly for Alex Rider. And, the way he sees it, there's only one way to set things right. NOT a death-fic... but it was a close run thing.
Sub Zero WIP, OMC, PG-13
Alex is partnered with another boy, a 16 year old who thinks his age makes him better than Alex. When the two of them are put in the field, however, how is he going to cope?
An Earthly Child WIP, gen, crossover, PG-13
Doctor Who/Alex Rider crossover. During a mission that's getting increasingly weird, Alex meets an even weirder stranger. The Doctor, mourning an old companion, meets a strange boy. The Doctor, plus Alex? Good Lord.
Talent WIP, gen, crossover, PG, hiatus
Harry Potter/Alex Rider Crossover. Aged eleven, Alex Rider receives a very special letter. How will this change things for our favourite teenage spy?
A Fairy's Tale WIP, crack, G, hiatus
Alex Rider, The Fairy Tale. Oh, c'mon, it was bound to happen sometime...
In Perpetua WIP, G, hiatus
MARY SUE PARODY. Jessica Emerald LumleyPartington is a very special girl. And poor, poor Alex Rider is about to find out just how special she is.
A Working Day WIP, G, hiatus
AU. John and Helen Rider escaped Scorpia, and lived. John still works for MI6... but now he has bigger problems to deal with. Like, this Take Your Child to Work Day, for Father and Son, arranged by Alex's school. Chaos, anyone?
Gen: Oneshots
Death By Blunt Instrument COMPLETE, hiatus
Some are born cold, others achieve coldness, and some have coldness thrust upon them. But which one is Alan Blunt?
Dead Embarrassing COMPLETE, R for mature themes
For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject.
Crowning Moment, COMPLETE, G
Written for a prompt - 'Alex meets the Queen'. At the end of an unusual assignment, Alex gets slightly more of a reward than normal.
Unknown Element COMPLETE, crossover, G
Alex Rider/X-men Crossover. Alex is sent undercover into Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. Well, he's plenty gifted. And maybe in ways unexpected by even himself.
Survival Technique, (currently) COMPLETE, PG-13 (for potentially disturbing themes).A series of drabbles based on prompts from alexrider100.
Alex has developed techniques for getting through this. He is going to survive this if it kills him.
Slash: Various Pairings: Multi-Chapter
A Civil Partnership WIP, eventual slash: Alex/Yassen, R
MI6 take things a step too far with Alex, then send him to New York for his latest assignment. We all knew Alex's 'teenage rebellion' stage would be impressive. But add in Yassen Gregorovich, and the results are... explosive.
Tangled Web Woven WIP, pairing: Alex/Yassen, WARNINGS: dub-con, NC-17
Wanting this man was incredibly dangerous, Yassen knew, for so many reasons - but desire rarely ever listened to reason.
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy WIP, pairing: Alex/James Sprintz, PG-13
Set after Point Blanc. Starting any relationship is always awkward, and for Alex, who has to hide so much of himself from people, it's doubly difficult. It's easy to see why someone who knows about him is so attractive...
Slash: Various Pairings: Oneshots
Statutory COMPLETE, one-shot, pairing: Alex/Wolf, PG-13
(translation: fic originally by Isil)
Alex is irresistible, and poor Wolf is damned.
Security COMPLETE, oneshot, pairing: Alex/Wolf, R
Wolf never expected a relationship with Alex Rider to be so... comfortable.
- Sequel: Sanctuary, COMPLETE, pairing: Alex/Wolf, R
Alex and Wolf are still going strong, and then during a talk about their legal rights, Wolf accidentally drops the 'civil partnership' bombshell...
Spies, Lies and Confusion COMPLETE, crack, crossover, pairing: Wolf/Alex/Yassen, R
Blink-and-you'll miss it Alex Rider/James Bond crossover, and dedicated to Silver Queen. Yassen Gregorovich was probably the last person Wolf had been expecting to see in his kitchen.
Questionable COMPLETE, pairing: Yassen/John, EXPLICIT slash and het, hard R
Sometimes, John just found it too difficult to choose. And then the choice was made for him.
Protection Detail, COMPLETE, pairing: Alex/Tom, PG-13
Tom reminds Alex of all the ways being human, being alive is a great thing. And Alex repays him by making sure he stays alive.
Afterglow, COMPLETE, Alex/Eagle, NC-17
Alex is newly returned from a mission and enjoying being alive - Eagle is part of that enjoyment.
TLC (The "Tough Love" Cure), COMPLETE, Alex/Wolf, G. Written for schmoop_bingo
Alex is a terrible patient, and Wolf is a worse nurse, but somehow, they get through it. Just like always.
Crazy Love, COMPLETE, Alex/Wolf, G. Written for schmoop_bingo
Wolf intended his courtship to be sweet and traditional. Unfortunately, he's never really been good at either.
Misc Drabbles
(can all be found archived at ami_n_von, a drabble community for Von and me)
What's In a Name?, COMPLETE, drabble, ILP-verse, G
Eagle wants to know why Alex never calls them by anything but their codenames, but this devolves pretty quickly into just teasing him.
Happy Christmas to All, COMPLETE, drabble, ILP-verse, G
Alex is still living with Wolf when Christmas rolls round - he just wasn't actually expecting to celebrate it...
When in Rexacoricofallapatorius... COMPLETE, drabble, Earthly Child-verse, G
Alex and the Doctor travel to a distant planet and Alex is taken in by the locals.
Something Like That COMPLETE, drabble, stand-alone, PG-13
For once, Alex doesn't bounce back after a mission, but for once, there's someone there who understands.
A Little More Conversation COMPLETE, drabble, ILP-verse, PG
Wolf and Snake talk about Alex coming to live with Wolf, and Wolf starts to notice a few of the more obvious issues in Alex's life.
- Merlin
Multi-chaptered
Magic, Marriage and Mayhem WIP, MPREG, PG
Uther warns Arthur about his dalliance with his servant, and reminds him that Camelot will need an heir. Well, it looks like that's not a problem any more...
- Sequels:
Doomesticity: COMPLETE, WARNING: mpreg, G
In the middle of their hectic lives, Merlin and Arthur share a quiet moment of domesticity. With their children. Though nothing's ever that quiet with them around...
Babies, Baths and Bickering: COMPLETE, WARNING: past mpreg: G
Bran does not want a bath. Bran is pretty certain he does not need a bath. Merlin has other ideas.
The Boyfriend WIP, PG-13
Desperate to get over his feelings for Merlin, Arthur assigns him to a new knight at Court, Sir Gawain, only to watch helplessly as Gawain and Merlin get on far too well. Even with Morgana's help, winning Merlin back doesn't turn out to be as easy as Arthur had hoped.
Come Gladly Away WIP, PG-13
Merlin was banished from Camelot five years ago, after an incident revealed his magic - no one has heard of him since. Arthur is now King, and he wants him back.
Tis a Pity He's a Whore COMPLETE, written for reel_merlin, NC-17
Based on "Pretty Woman". Arthur is a rich business man - Merlin is the down-on-his-luck hooker he picks up almost by accident one night. Things Happen Between Them - and not just the things Arthur paid for.
Merlinella COMPLETE, written for reel_merlin, PG
Based on "Cinderella". Merlin, Gwen and Morgana have been "apprenticed" by Nimueh, but when Merlin falls into her bad books, he has to work as a servant in a house where he was previously a favoured member of the household. When Merlin hears of Nimueh's plan to enact some kind of revenge on the King through the King's son, he does everything he can to make sure this prince stays safe. Even if that does mean appearing the these balls as a girl and disappearing at midnight...
In This Together, COMPLETE, written for reel_merlin,G
Based on "High School Musical". Traditionally the Pendragon men spent New Year at home, practicing a little fencing, eating some pizza, maybe watching their neighbour's fireworks.
Popping Merlin's Cherry: Part the First SERIES, written for popping_merlin with acetamide, NC-17
Merlin: sexing up fruit, one type at a time.
One-Shots
Solstice, NC-17
Merlin is lonely and miserable; Arthur cheers him up in his own, unique way.
Hold Hard written for kinkme_merlin, NC-17
Arthur just loves to fuck Merlin open, till he is dripping and too sore to even sit up.
Cafall, NC-17
Merlin has adopted a dog, which in turn, adopts Arthur. Angst and then sex ensue.
A Certain Slant of Sunlight DISTURBING THEMES, PG-13
Uther is dead, Arthur can't think straight, and Merlin knows exactly how things should go.
A King and His Warlock written for thefuturefest, G
In response to the prompt: King Arthur and his trusted Court Physician, Merlin, share a moment of gentle domesticity.
Creeping Over Your Skin written for thefuturefest, PG
Merlin grows a beard; and if he likes it, he must be the only person in Camelot.
A Night To Remember written for merlin_advent, PG-13/light R
Every year, Camelot has a feast to celebrate the start of Advent, and the servants have to do something - special. Merlin disapproves of this, but the forfeit is much worse; sadly, when he for once does what he's told, people's approval is a little too - tactile.
Four Moments In Merlin and Arthur's Friendship..., COMPLETE, PG-13. written for merlin_santa 2009.
Merlin and Arthur’s friendship, a series of snapshots over the years.
Set Upon The Western Ways, COMPLETE, R. Written for merlin_santa 2010.
Arthur's just had a bad break up - he just wants to drink himself into forgetfulness. He's really not expecting to drink himself into remembrance. Modern!AU
Raise Heaven, COMPLETE, NC-17. Written for lies_d, who won a fic from me at help_japan
When Merlin needs money, he tries the oldest trick in the book to get it. Arthur disapproves, but he's not above taking advantage of it. (And it all turns out alright in the end, anyway.)
Gen/Pre-Slash
A Tactical Exercise of Non-Violent Warfare Written for merlinadvent. COMPLETE, one-shot
Merlin accidentally starts a snowball fight and brings about some Christmas cheer for all the family.
Patience, COMPLETE, PG, written for helva2260, who won a fic from me at help_japan
In the aftermath of the events of The Last Dragonlord, Merlin asks to go back to Ealdor, to break the news of Balinor's death to his mother. Arthur is left wondering what on earth is going on in Merlin's mind, and how he can get to the bottom of the mystery.
- Merlin - RPS
The Same Page COMPLETE, one-shot, pairing: Colin/Bradley, DUB-CON, EXPLICIT, written for kinkme_merlin
Contrary to expectations, it is Colin who is all-talk and virginal, and Bradley who callously fucks him for recreation.
- Chronicles of Narnia
Better Things Ahead WIP, INCEST, slash: Peter/Edmund
Edmund and Peter struggle slowly towards love and a fulfilling relationship. They really don't make it easy for themselves...
Sealed COMPLETE, one-shot, INCEST, slash: Peter/Edmund
Peter really doesn't care who kisses Edmund, because no one else will ever be as right for him as Peter is.
Study In Technicolour COMPLETE, one-shot, gen
In the end, it was only Edmund who kept a full remembrance of the whole of their first childhood.
- Supernatural
A Miracle Waiting To Happen COMPLETE, one-shot, MPREG, technically gen.
Sam's expecting. Dean wasn't. Or, in which Sam's deus ex machina takes the form of a rather unexpected, rather special baby and Dean is Not At All Happy.
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