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OK! So, about a week ago now, acetamide received a prompt, about Merlin, Arthur and raspberries, and it started a whole, huge tidal wave of events (slight exaggeration...), which basically resulted in... yes, that's right...
Fruit!Porn. A SERIES of fruit!porn. The fruit we are sexing up include (but are not limited to): watermelons, coconuts, lemons, and, of course, raspberries.
Among others.
It is actually a series, this little monster of ours; we were actually insane enough to come up with a storyline to run through it, connecting each piece; all of these stories can be found here, at the community we created for it (o.O), popping_merlin: http://community.livejournal.com/popping_merlin/ And a huge vote of thanks goes to fortassetu who helped with the layout and prettified it. ^_^
Basically, the first story of the arc (hehe) is now UP and ready for reading; I'm the guilty one author this time, and I'm new to smut, so I'd really appreciate any feedback! Here are the details, and a handy link to take you straight there:
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Part the First: In which Princess Lillian arrives and Arthur coerces Merlin into having sex with a watermelon.
Really, I WISH I was joking.
Warnings: Well, sex. EXPLICIT sex. With fruit. Also, historical inaccuracies, not something I thought I'd have to warn for in a fic about sex with a piece of fruit; the first recorded watermelon in Europe was in the 13th century. Ignore this, yes? (Just like they ignore all these little details in the show itself. See, precedent, m'lud!)
Rating: NC-17
AN: God help us all?
Here: http://community.livejournal.com/popping_merlin/616.html
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Hope you enjoy!